1. Any episode of House Hunters.
2. Feeling guilty for watching the Kardashians.
3. Commercials for Yaz lawsuits.
4. The Zombie Apocalypse.
5. People singing, dancing, or throwing knives that want me to text affirmation of their talent.
6. Being constantly reminded that my kids want Stompeez and a Glow Pillow.
7. TV shows about TV shows.
8. Being hungry while watching The Food Network.
9. Deciding what not to watch.
10. The bill.