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Last year was a dangerous year to be famous. A-Listers were dropping like... dead celebrities. It wasn't pretty.
This year, the glitterati took a collective sigh of relief as Death turned his cold gaze elsewhere -- only to find that 2010, sadly, was destined to be remembered as the year that [celebrity] love died.
Dramatic, I know. But also totally true. To prove it -- here are ten lessons learned based on ten two headed tabloid monsters who met their bloody end in 2010. Try saying that ten times fast.
Letterman-style, in ascending order of shockery --
TOP TEN CELEBRITY SPLITS OF 2010, AND WHAT THEY TAUGHT US:
10. Al and Tipper Gore
- What we learned: This one ranks #10 because it's a repeat lesson. Didn't the former VP and Mrs. Miss Censorship USA learn anything from MJ and Lisa Marie? You go head to head in a game of tonsil hockey on a nationally televised event, eventually your marriage is doomed.
09. Christina Aguilera and Not Famous Husband
- What we learned: Okay so the dude's name is Jordan Bratman, and I know it -- but can anyone tell me the name of that baldish guy who was married to J.Lo for like a minute pre-Gigli? I didn't think so. Lesson learned: Britney even does a flashier job of marrying and divorcing her backup dancers than X-Tina. And the age-old rivalry continues.
08. Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter
- What we learned: Under no circumstances should you marry your sister. Not even if she just "plays one on TV."
07. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt
- What we learned: What didn't we learn? Speidi was a train wreck from the moment those two psychotic opportunists laid eyes on each other. I wonder if they had a prenup. And if not, I wonder if he's entitled to one of her implants.
06. Tiger Woods and Elin Nordengren
