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Seems everybody and his dog is pledging this and resolving that as the year comes to a close. That's cool.
So let me begin this final blog post of 2011 with a round of applause for those who resolve to rid themselves of extra pounds or bad habits (smoking, drinking, chronic lateness). Same goes for those who vow to get organized in 2012 or spend more time with family and friends ... and their dogs.
As for me, well, I've got a slightly different list. I hereby pledge not to:
1. Grow a ponytail.
2. Dye my hair.
3. Get a neck tattoo.
4. Pierce my tongue.
5. Pierce my eyebrow.
6. Pierce my dog's tongue.
7. Pass gas in a crowded elevator.
8. Wear pajamas in public.
9. Give my boss a wedgie.
10. Send a fax to anyone for any reason.
11. Root for the Lakers.
12. Reference Snooki or any Kardashian in any conversation in which I am lucid.
Bonus: 13. Run for public office.
And you, dear reader? What iron-clad promise can you make to the world? Dying to know ...
Tweet me @georgerede
