50 Shades of NO: Worst Halloween Costumes, Ever

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Do you really want to scare your friends and loved ones this Halloween? Freak them out by dressing up as the kind of person who would choose to wear any one of these truly horrifying costumes. We had a little fun with the worst of the worst costumes -- see for yourself!

Dog With Boobs

dogs with boobs Halloween costume

Because "look at the tits on that bitch" is such an irresistible one-liner?

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Plumber With Crack

plumber butt Halloween costume

Butt crack and toilets: everyone's idea of a fun time!

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Fart on Fire

butt blaster Halloween costume

Is this what happened to the first Steven from Blue's Clues? Special delivery!

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Sexy Beefeater

sexy royal guard Halloween costumes

What, is she hiding the rest of her costume in the hat?

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Rasta Banana

rasta banana Halloween costumes

Oh, we're worried, all right!

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“Hip Hop Home Boy”

hip hop homeboy Halloween costumes

In the catalog, it might as well say "Blackface optional."

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Bodacious Ta-Tas

wet tshirt Halloween costumes

This costume is in no way redeemed by the fact it's made for women, too. Nope.

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Stuff of Nightmares

inflatable clown Halloween costumes

Do they just keep making him bigger to make him scarier?

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Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Ladin Halloween costumes

Just call this one "For Ugly Americans."

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Even Worse Than Osama bin Laden

adult baby Halloween costumes

There isn't enough wine in that bottle -- or any bottle -- to help us un-see these horrors.

Which one do you think is the worst? Have you seen worse? IS IT POSSIBLE THERE ARE WORSE? Nooooooooooo! ::fade to black::

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