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We’re not usually paranoid, but maybe … a cabal of publicists is
out to get us. How else do you explain baby products like infant perfume,
sanitized glovies, or the peepee teepee?
1. Anyone who’s ever diapered a baby boy is familiar with the
Unexpected Splash. Sure, you could drape a kleenex or washcloth over
your son’s member, change his diaper faster or just endure the
occasional splashy surprise for the couple of weeks it takes for the
problem to resolve itself … or you could spend $12 on a cone-shaped Peepee Teepee decorated with skulls. (Hint: those are not wizard hats)
2. Germophobic? Now, you can buy Glovies,
disposable sanitary handcovers - aka plastic gloves - for your kids!
Not just for nasty public restrooms, the ad copy urges. Your child
should wear them on the bus, the supermarket and playground too. ($15
for 18 pairs. But if you’re looking to turn your kid into the dweeb of
the preschool set, plastic gloves are just 15 cents at the hardware
store. We’re just saying.)
Read more at http://www.ibabuzz.com/aparentlyspeaking/
