And the Honourary "Creep of the Week" Award goes out to...
By Cakes McCain on April 11, 2012
While scanning random online dating profiles I recently came across this treasure worth sharing, and an honourable mention in the Online Dating Honorary 'Hall of Shame.'
Creep of the Week Profile: Cutting to the chase
The six things I could never do without
1. SEX WITH A REDHEAD
2. SEX WITH A STRAWBERRY BLONDE
3. SEX WITH A BLONDE
4. SEX WITH A BRUNETTE
5. SEX WITH TWINS
6. ITALIAN FOOD.. (MUST HAVE STAMINIA FOR 1-5)
Only interested, in casual sex, hook-ups, or friend with benefits at this point. Endless emails are not my thing, meeting up for drinks and getting an up close look at someone is the only way to find if there is a mutual attraction for coitus. (Thank You Dr. Sheldon Cooper). So if you really are not into this simply reply No Thank You in an Email or IM and you will be hidden and blocked, so there is no further contact, and/or confusion. Weakness For Women (Mind) soft butt, cute face, gorgeous smile, and large breasts. Please dont be afraid of my sarcasm, I am a total self-admitted smartass.
(*How about simply just an ass?)
Name: Mr. Mid-Life Crisis
Eye Color: Blue, Hair Color: Brown, Height/Weight: 5'8/ 178 LBS,
Penis: Exceptional Girth, 3 Inches From The Floor.
How do you want to Die? In between a Redhead and a Blonde
Mr. Mid-life Crisis wants to meet YOU!
After reading this I felt like bathing in acid. He was American, over 45, rather generic looking, nothing special, with an "ICK factor" rating - severe. I often wonder if these men with their atroscious egos get responses, or even get laid for that matter. I would think a woman would have to be blind, illiterate, AND desperate. Personally, if I was marooned on a desert island and starving for sex, I would rather manually gratify myself with a blowfish than have any sexual relations with this egocentric creep.
With that said.. I'm gonna keep looking.
How YOU doin'?
Stay tuned for next week's "Creep of the Week!"
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