And I Shall Crochet You a Penis Warmer

This is hilarious! And scary. But mostly hilarious. I'm a knitter. Maybe I should put those needles to good use and make up something like this.

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I don't even know. I can't past those photos. But I suddenly want to take up knitting. There is obviously much that can be created.

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Oh I wish I could crochet! This is fantastic. But I think the one with the makeup is actually a worm with big boobies.

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I crocheted a penis warmer for my late husband when he was going on a skiing trip.  I made up the pattern and we had a blast making sure it fit.  I wonder what happened to it!  Thanks for the laugh and bringing to mind something I'd forgotten.

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Oh I can't wait to share this post with my demented friends, thanks for sharing!!

This obviously ignores equal warmth rights for the uncircumsized, as all represent the circumsized image. I say -- STANDUP for equality.

(or maybe not..LOL)

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That was hysterical!! My two boys would have a hoot with that! I have never been intrested in Crochet but I might try it now!!

Yes, I believe my two boys would love dueling ones as well. Can I place an order?

For the warmers, will you offer them in different sizes? ;-)  I see a lot of money-making potential here.

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has to be the cutest thing I ve ever seen. Being the mom of a boy, they are completely, unabashedly, fond of their penises and crack me up with their lack of shame! This is a perfect conversation piece and I KNOW my son would get a kick out of having a dueling set! LOL! Ha!

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I'd be hard-pressed to come up with something more useful and beautiful for my husband's grandmother (it was her birthday this week!) than the penis warmer.  What a conversation piece :-)

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shouldn;t the dark brown one be bigger than the tan one?