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Because Apparently Bossy Is All The Man You’ll Ever Need

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These two words, that’s what Bossy saw when she opened her email program last night. Bossy gathered herself in hopeful anticipation, although believe you her, Bossy is no stranger to sweet nothings, where sweet nothings equals sister mercy mostly with the nothings, hold the sweet.

So Bossy read on, “My name is Andaline,honest and nice looking girl .

Nice to meet you, Andaline, is it? Andaline who sometimes forfeits space after punctuation and sometimes adds too muchThat Andaline?

 

i am 25yrs old 160cm tall,” wrote Andaline.

 

 

Andaline continues, “i am chocolate skinned,with brown eye balls.”

 

 

i am looking for a man who can be a true friend and a close confidant,so i checked the site of acquaintance and found your profile very interesting.”

 

 

Remember age and distance should not be a barrier to finding true love,it should not limit us from discovering the beauty that lies in between us ok?”

 

 

You can find Bossy over at her place, i am bossy. Don't even knock, she's always there.

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thebitchinwife 5 pts

She had me at brown eye balls....  That last little bit can be fixed with some implements at a store, right?

Amy @theBitchinWife ( http://twitter.com/theBitchinWife ) http://bitchinwivesclub.com

Thedomesticgoddess 5 pts

I get those e-mails when they are trying to sell me c1al1s or v1agra.

Deb Rox 5 pts

Bossy could always purchase the missing item in question.  Ask Andaline if that's what she means.

I would also ask her what she means by age barrier, though.  Because if she is insinuating you are old, Bossy, that might be a deal breaker right there. 

justlinda 19 pts

I'm pretty sure Andaline is cheating on you.

She flirted with me yesterday.  At first I was feeling my Wheaties... "Oh, look - Andaline likes me!" but now I just feel I was gullible and have been used.

Why's she like that?  Why'd she have to do me wrong?

I had so much to give...

Linda

http://justlinda.net