Birthing Your Blog

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Corporate Wife
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Corporate Wife
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I'm a brand new blogger with an butt-ugly blog template.  In this post I'm trying to convince my friends and family to write their own blogs.  See some super new blog name ideas and add your own.  Are you effaced and dilated?  Good, now push and give me a new baby blog.