A BITE OF THE BIG APPLE is the
story of a college girl from Californian suburbia making the summertime
move to the city. She’ll attempt to chronicle it all — the good (2 a.m.
cookie delivery?!?), the bad (getting holla’ed at on the way home
despite her excessively modest outfit), and the ugly (her blisters
after a long day in heels).

She apologizes for selfishly utilizing this blog
to discuss her favorite topic (herself, if that wasn’t blatantly
obvious) and to preoccupy herself in the wee hours of the morning. It
is about anything and everything — moderately censored, of course, as
she is rather aware that publishing her personal life on the internet
is not one of her brightest ideas.

Despite this knowledge, her tendency to oppose
whatever her common sense suggests is powerful. Her one and only
privacy tactic is to imagine the reactions of her 2nd grade
teacher, her brother, and a creepy middle-aged pedophile in Kansas
before she hits “publish.” (If you happen to be the creepy middle-aged
pedophile in Kansas, Teresa happens to have a prosthetic leg and a
horrible case of bacne — seriously, you’re not interested.) If the
envisioned facial expressions are of an acceptable level of horror,
then the entry stays.