Emerging from my ennui to recap the runway.
So, we finally made it to the Project Runway finale, and it's a sad indication that the moment of highest drama, on or off the runway, was Carol Hannah puking in the bathroom.
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Emerging from my ennui to recap the runway.
So, we finally made it to the Project Runway finale, and it's a sad indication that the moment of highest drama, on or off the runway, was Carol Hannah puking in the bathroom.
Although, I might amend that to say that the moment of highest drama amongst me and my viewing companions was when Heidi came out on the runway wearing another horrendous ensemble. She really saved the "best" for last, in a hot pink, shiny "suit", featuring too-tight pencil capris, a weird short jacket and completely incongruous cranberry-colored lipstick. The horror. No, really, the horror. We decided that Heidi has looked less than her usual stunning self this season because Lifetime needs to free up some budget, stat.
Of course I might take the hot pink suit over the bizarre curler-left-in hairdo sported by guest judge Suzy Menkes. Honey, a British accent does not class up whatever that was nesting on top of your head.
Even Tim Gunn seemed to be wigging out pre-runway (and you can read more about his feelings about Season 7 in this LA Times blog post.)
Which reminds me: This should have been the season I loved the most. I mean, I actually got to meet Tim Gunn this summer...I was predisposed to look kindly upon Season 6. Too bad there wasn't a designer to love or hate, and there wasn't a consistency in judging either.
So, since I'm not so excited to talk about the collections, let me tell one last Tim Gunn story. This summer Tide was bringing Tim Gunn to BlogHer '09 as part of their sponsorship. He was going to spend some time in their booth signing autographs, but we were also running a contest for one lucky person to get a "15 minute personal consultation", also planned to be in their booth.
A few days before the conference, we get a call from Tim's representatives saying he's "concerned". Of course, we start freaking out...Tim is concerned? What? What could it be?
Well, he was concerned that 15 minutes wasn't nearly long enough to connect with someone. And that doing it in the booth wouldn't really be personal at all, and certainly not private.
So, instead, he wanted to have the winner comes to his hotel and have lunch with him! In the end, a limo picked her up, took her to his hotel. They had lunch, which he paid for, not letting the publicist pick it up, and he spent over 90 minutes with the winner!
Isn't he simply the best?
[PS-You can read Beth Terry's recounting of the tale here at her blog, Fake Plastic Fish.]
OK, back to the less warm and fuzzy matter at hand: The final runway collections.
You can click to see all 39 designs here.
1. Althea
I have never gotten the Althea-love, and I still don't. And I think Michael Kors was smoking crack when he said these pants were flattering, and that anyone would want to wear them. Yeah, give me volume at the hips and butt, but tightness at the ankle, you're so right, MK. Other than unflattering pants, Althea also specialized in such simple looks that they hardly qualified as fashion. She loves tanks, I get it. Tank tops, even tank gowns. But that's all she gave us most of the season. Well, that and too-tight, creased pants and inexplicable wide black headbands for every look...as though the model was about to wash her face, or had forgotten to take it off after getting her makeup done. I could have appreciated the celery green dress for its rare splash of color, but the jacket and styling were so heavy, its charm was obscured. I did admire her final look, a sleek, modern golden gown, but it wasn't really related to the rest of the collection
I was left wondering which "street" they thought Althea was so connected to. It all seemed a bit Forever 21 to me.
2. Carol Hannah
The rap on Carol Hannah is that yes, she used color more creatively than the other two, but that this was not a collection, it was merely a series of outfits. Totally true. There was really no sense of cohesion at all. Only a couple of outfits looked like they had anything to do with one another. Her first look, a sweet drapy cocktail dress, was adorable and got my hopes up. She had another gown or two that were pretty. Her final golden gown look, however, was almost exactly like her red carpet look, and was only okay, but overworked and unrelated to anything else. In between the four formalwear looks was, frankly, a mess. She had some hideously unflattering looks, some of which were matronly and old-fashioned, some of which could have been (or should have been) maternity wear! And she had some looks that seemed more like tutus than dresses. Not to mention the truly hideous Little Peacock Riding Hood look.
Carol Hannah had some of the best standalone pieces, no doubt, but she also had some of the worst. And the death knell for her was that, good or bad, the pieces seems random and unconnected.
3. Irina
This leaves Irina. Who presented a symphony in black. I mean, I know black is hip and cool and always flattering, but it was way too much. Irina won because, unlike Althea, her clothes seemed well-made, and, unlike Carol Hannah, they seemed to all come from the same designer. She also seemed fashion forward, while still wearable by regular people.
What can I say? I "got" why Irina won, but this was the weakest finale in a long time.
What about you? Are you among the "Carol Hannah wuz robbed" camp? The "Althea is so in touch with what's hot" camp? Or the "Irina deserved it, for whatever that's worth" camp?
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Or, let me put it this way: Will the right three stars make it to the Finals?
So, sorry I didn't update last week...I lost my notes, and it seemed such a foregone conclusion that Aaron was going to be booted instead of Kelly, that I couldn't find the wherewithal to re-watch online and reconstruct my thoughts. This week, it seems just as clear to me that Kelly should (still) go, and I even feel somewhat optimistic that it will actually happen.
Last night each couple danced two full-length routines, and one "knock-out dance" that each had prepared in case they ever ended up in a dance-off. Let's look at each couple at a time, and their chances of getting into the final (not to mention my opinion of whether they should!):
1. Donny and Kym
Donny and Kym didn't have the greatest night. They started with a Tango that has so many footwork errors I was surprised he didn't end up falling on his butt on the dance floor. While they redeemed themselves with their Samba, their "knock-out" Jitterbug was fun and entertaining, without being all that complex or impressive. What Donny has going for him is charm and energy...and his blinding Osmondness. What he doesn't is that he's sometimes sloppy. And his loud (and occasionally weird) vocal outbursts might be a little off-putting. It's like he has Dancer's Tourette's.
Bottom line: Maybe he's the only one whose dancing actually could send him home instead of Kelly, but his blinding Osmondness makes this a near impossibility.
2. Joanna and Derek
Joanna's dances were very strategic this week: Two Latin dances that let her shimmy and shake, meanwhile showing off her speed and fearlessness, plus one ballroom where she got to wear a long gown which hid her most obvious flaw: weak legs that are never quite straight, toes that are never quite pointed. They kicked off with a Viennese Waltz, which featured her long lines and swan-like neck. Her legs were characteristically weak, but you rarely saw that amidst all the pleats and folds. They followed that with an extremely sharp, quick Cha Cha and closed with their "knock-out" Salsa. That Salsa was cute and sexy, but these knock-out dances were so short they all seemed a little light on content...and this one was marred by a very shaky final pose.
Bottom line: I actually think Joanna and Derek may land in the Bottom 2. Never make a bad last impression!
3. Kelly and Louis
Somehow she has become this season's darling, and the judges are really contributing to that...somewhat mysteriously as far as I'm concerned. They started out with a Rumba that had some really challenging moves, but to my mind lacked all of the fluidity and sensuality a Rumba required. Toss in Kelly's rather impassive, even tense, face, and I was not swept away. A Quick Step followed. Frankly, I feel like I was watching a completely different routine than the judges. I saw missed steps and behind the beat steps galore. I was, apparently, alone in that. Finally their "knock-out" Cha Cha closed it out. This was her best routine of the night, although brief. One of her biggest problems is that even when she's dancing well with her feet and body, her face goes in and out of character. One minute she's looking light and fun and full of enthusiasm, the next she's looking serious and tense/nervous. It takes me out of enjoying her routines and makes me worried.
Bottom line: I think she'll be Bottom 2, and will likely go home.
4. Mya and Dmitry
Ah, the ringer. I mean,once again, come on!: She's obviously at a different level than anyone else in the competition. They started with a lovely waltz and moved on to two Latin dances where she really shone. Seriously, all I could write was "Great!" after both her Salsa and her "knock-out" Cha Cha.
Bottom Line: She ought to be safe safe safe, but she may suffer from people thinking she's got to be safe (and thinking she's a ringer, and the leader instead of the underdog).
As I said above: I'm guessing Joanna and Kelly will be in the Bottom 2 and Kelly will go home.
But what do you think?
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This week we'd like to introduce you to another great poet talking about beauty: Stephanie from The NieNie Dialogues is our BlogHer of the Week with her post Do You Still See Me?
]]>This week we'd like to introduce you to another great poet talking about beauty: Stephanie from The NieNie Dialogues is our BlogHer of the Week with her post Do You Still See Me?
The description in her About section is deceptively simple:
Stephanie Aurora Clark Nielson returns from an almost fatal plane crash. Happy to be blogging again from Utah and recovering too. Four happy children and one sweet husband make her life as good as it gets.
Her blog, on the other hand, takes us through the kind of complex emotions and experiences that very, very few of us can even begin to imagine, let alone re-live.
After a chance (painful) encounter at the grocery store, Stephanie's post is a rumination on how others see her, and how she sees herself. Does her husband still see her? He says "yes." Do strangers see her as more than an outward manifestation of their inner cares and fears? We cannot know.
Yet through Stephanie's words and pictures, we are right there with her as she admits that, despite her many blessings:
"...part of me hurts for outward beauty"
And we are right there with her as she finds beauty too, during a perfectly still, quiet moment:
And the Lord was talking to me. He was whispering to me his love for me. He was proud of me and I felt my blessings restored to me. He is so real. He is there. He sees so much more than we do. He is the light and truth and anything that is good that I have, is of Him.
And then, I felt beautiful.
Reading this post, being moved by this post, the quote about beauty that came to me was from John Keats:
"Beauty is truth, truth beauty
That is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know."
Congratulations, Stephanie, your truth and beauty is why you are this week's BlogHer of the Week.
Thanks to everyone for sending in your nominated posts. We urge you to remember to nominate individual posts, not entire blogs, and keep them coming! If you want to check out all the BlogHer of the Week posts, check out the BlogHer of the Week archive.
Best,
Elisa
For Elisa, Jory and Lisa, BlogHer Co-founders
In the most uninspiring season ever.
Featuring the least stylish designers ever.
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In the most uninspiring season ever.
Featuring the least stylish designers ever.
Well, here I am, bravely continuing my recaps, even as the ennui invades and threatens to completely over-take my soul. There's been no one to love...although Shirin had a shot at capturing my support...and there's not even anyone to really hate. Irina is catty...we've seen that a million times. But there's no Wendy, no Santino, no Jeffrey. People that give you shudders.
And really, worst of all, there's no one with a clear and creative point of view. Actually, not true: Christopher might actually be the only one that has that recognizable POV, it's just that the judges don't like it.
Anyway, this challenge started at the Getty Museum, where the designers were joined by their models (to acts as "muses") and given 30 minutes to tour the museum and its grounds, looking for inspiration.
They were inspired as follows:
Gordana: By a Monet painting of the cathedral at St. Reims. She is very moved by the painting. I feel like telling her that it reads a bit drab and gray on my TV screen (sort of like her last design that was savaged by the judges) but she can't hear me.
Christopher: A rock fountain. With algae. Actually kind of promising, at least it can't be literal.
Irina: A painting featuring "fleshy" ladies in diaphanous gowns. Don't think her model could have been much of a muse on that one.
Althea: The architecture of the place itself.
Carol Hannah: An ornate, baroque, overdone canopy bed. I am not hopeful.
They make their final trip to ErsatzMood, where they can spend 30 minutes and send $300. The most hilarious moment being when Irina is considering this large fur pelt and wonders if it's rabbit fur. Yes, Tim say, a giant, giant rabbit. (I think you had to be there: It was a big pelt, and Tim was so cute as he mocked her.)
Thank you Ersatz-and-soon-to-be emptied-out-and-abandoned-Mood.
With four women and only one guy left, we've got scenes featuring catty women and a lonely boy. I particularly liked when Gordana showed a little gumption and told Carol Hannah to back off when she was trying to stop Gordana and Irina from engaging in a little friendly bickering. "I'm not here to serve you." Oh, SNAP.
In the workroom we have what looks like it's shaping up to be the worst runway show ever. Irina is creating some weird disco-Thunderdome concoction. Althea's dress is just a mess of puckering, and ti's hard to imagine she can fix it with a little steaming. Carol spent hours mesmerized by the ornate bed, and is creating a sleek gown. Go figure. Gordana is so inspired by her shapeless, drab sack, she doesn't notice it's a drab, shapeless sack. Christopher is into full-on martyred odd-man-out mode. Bo. Ring.
Let's just get on to the show.The judges are Cynthia Rowley. ninagarcia and Cindy Crawford.
As always, click on the link under the designer's naem to see their look:
1. Althea
Appalling. A puckery gold skirt. Yet another tank top, this time in gold and pewter and somewhat diaphanous. Still no thought of having her busty model wear a bra. (Nice to see a busty model, though.) Strings hanging from the hem (check out the back view). And a bunch of criss-cross pleating does not emulate the architecture of the Getty. I'm pretty sure it emulates a whole bunch of other stuff we've already seen. Hated it. And have pretty much hated most of what Althea's done, even when the judges love it. Don't get the Althea-love.
2. Carol Hannah
OK. Nice enough, elegant gold Grecian-style gown. A bit of a Christopher bed-sheet effect coming out of the bottom, but undeniably better-proportioned than Christopher's similar efforts. My problems with this were two-fold. 1) Hello? Lots and lots of pulling and creasing. Not quite puckering, but I thought it made it look ill-fitting. 2) Double-Hello? What did this gown have to do with her inspiration piece, the ornate, baroque bed with feathers and brocade layers and layers of fabric? I'll answer my own question: Pretty much nothing. They regularly auf people for not "getting" the challenge. but not this time.
3. Christopher
Christopher created a very familiar high-neck, sleeveless top in a shimmery green-ish fabric, paired with a stiff silvery long skirt, with a long-torso'ed silvery corset over both pieces. There were some odd green designs applied to the skirt (dye or applique?) which you can see best in the side view. Actually, I liked this. It was sleek and well-made and different. Best thing he has done in a few weeks. I get that the stiff skirt didn't flow well as she walked, but I liked it anyway.
4. Gordana
Gordana created a simple, elegant, flowing strapless gown. She used delicately shaded fabrics to emulate the peak of the cathedral. It was quite lovely, although quite simple. But the nicest, most cohesive piece of the night iMHO.
5. Irina
Irina sent a shockingly hideous dress down the runway. This thing is a 70s disco dress, styled to be appropriate for the Golden Girls. She managed to make model Kalyn look both old and fat. That's quite a feat. All in a drab green color that was way too opaque. Basically a green sack tied with a gold rope. The back view is equally hideous, because the drop waist makes the model look freakishly long-waisted. And short-legged. Again, quite a feat. Totally appalling.
So, let's cut to the chase, shall we. After lots of yammering and making each designer pick who should go to Fashion Week with them, we realize that the judges didn't love any of the looks and had problems with them all. I agree: Horrible final week.
That being said, it was clear to me that Christopher and Gordana had the best looks of the night, their small problems aside...because the other three looks were bad, unoriginal, or not at all related to their inspirations.
So, naturally, Christopher and Gordana were cut, and the three little pipsqueaks, Althea, Carol Hannah and Irina, are in the finals. I'm guessing (form having peeked at the collections online) that Irina may win.
So, am I the only one limping to the finish line here?
]]>So, did you all notice that I actually got my wish last week? Even though I thought there was no chance that the two I thought should go home would go home, Melissa and Louie did indeed get the boot!
Can lightning strike twice?
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So, did you all notice that I actually got my wish last week? Even though I thought there was no chance that the two I thought should go home would go home, Melissa and Louie did indeed get the boot!
Can lightning strike twice?
Well, I'll let you be the judge once I recap the episode.
Last night each couple danced an individual dance, and then they teamed up. One team did the Tango and one the Paso Doble. I think it was a tiny bit odd to do the team week when there would be an uneven number of teams...don't you?
In any case, let's get started:
1. Michael and Anna danced the Foxtrot.
OK, I'll be totally honest: I came into this rooting against Michael Irvin. I'm a Niners fan. Michael Irvin was a Dallas Cowboy...and a Jerry Rice rival (although he never even came close, of course!) I have no fondness for the guy at all. And in the first few weeks, he didn't do anything to change my made-up mind. however, I am shocked to say that Irvin is winning me over! He is putting in the effort, and he is showing the most improvement and development of any of the celebrities. Some of them started out good and are still really good. Some of them started out bad and never got better. Most of them started out OK and are staying OK. He started out dreadful, and is becoming charming and enjoyable to watch. It pains me to say it. This Foxtrot was nice. He had good rise and fall, he looked good while in hold, with excellent posture. And the more time he spent in hold, the less opportunity to have awkward or inelegant hands/arms. He was fluid and light on his feet. All in all, this was shockingly good. Bottom line: Does he measure up to some of the others? Still no. If he ends up in a dance-off will they send him home? Probably. But he should be proud.
2. Donny and Kym danced the QuickStep.
Yeah, that Osmond slouch is real, and it was on full display during this routine. I also saw quite a few footwork flubs. Does this mean his blinding Osmondness wasn't also on display? Nope, it was also on full display. It was charming. It was also a very authentic Quick Step. Bottom line: Oh, probably still safe...he's going to be there until the bitter end!
3. Mark and anna T. danced the Samba.
What!? Mark and Anna T.? Yes, Lacey was down for the count with the swine flu (I'm guessing) and Anna T. came in and saved the day. Only she didn't actually quite save it, because this was indeed an out of control mess! He has certainly loosened up since week one, and he also possesses excellent strength and flexibility. BUt there's such a thing as too much looseness. This has tons of issues, and was just overall awkward. From moment too moment it actually made you a little nervous, as opposed to being fun and carefree. Bottom line: I think he may see the red light tonight.
4. Mya and Dmitry danced the Foxtrot.
And it was obvious that, once again, Dmitry threw in way too much business for Len's taste. And for mine. I don't think he is yet a great choreographer. Mya is a great dancer, why isn't he taking better advantage of it, I wonder? There wasn't enough dancing, but what dancing there was seemed effortless and scintillating. This was a lovely, fast Foxtrot, and Mya's musicality is obvious. Bottom line: Ringer!!
5. Aaron and Karina danced the Jive.
I saw some mistakes, it's true, but in general this was fast and furious and impressive. Aaron's command of the kicks and flicks was notable, and as Len said, it was indeed "wild, but clean." Which is very Jive-appropriate. Bottom line: He should be safe, but I think his fan base is weak!
6. Kelly and Louis danced the Salsa.
Is anyone else kind of creeped out by Kelly. And Louis. And her meltdowns. And their odd chemistry? I am. I am. Throughout this, my viewing companion and I thought it was lackluster and low on charm. I actually wrote down "I think she wants to go home." And then the judges loved it. Color me flabbergasted. Yes, it was fairly good quality, but it was nothing special. And she seemed stressed out...not festive. Bottom line: I think it may be time for Kelly to hit the Bottom.
7. Joanna and Derek danced the Rumba.
She had one very obvious mis-step, and the whole thing was a little too sharp for me. I would have preferred more sinuousness, less sharpness myself. But otherwise this was very very good, and she looked quite beautiful. Her make-up and hair was toned down, she read like Lauren Bacall, not her usual Pamela Anderson. Bottom line: She should be safe.
After the individual dances they were broken into teams as follows:
Team Paso Doble:
Mark and Anna T.
Aaron and Karina
Mya and Dmitry
Michael and Anna
Team Tango:
Joanna and Derek
Kelly and Louis
Donny and Kym
Team Paso did pretty well, but Team Tango easily outshined them. And this gave them more points which will somehow help them tonight, btu I don't really understand exactly how.
Bottom line: I think the two to be eliminated should be:
Kelly and Louis
Mark and Anna/Lacey [And know that it's inevitable that Michael and Anna will go, so that wouldn't bother me either.]
However, I think another surprise elimination may be on its way.
I actually think Kelly and Louis will go. But it may be either Aaron/Karina or Joanna/Derek that join them!
But what do you think?
]]>Join us on Thursday December 3rd from 6-9PM for the following gatherings. BlogHer meet-ups are open and free to all, but capacity is capped, so we've set up sites for you to RSVP and let us know you'll be there.:
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In San Francisco, we are working with the San Francisco Food Bank, who knows us well from the 676 pounds of food we donated after BlogHer Food '09. They have provided this handy list of desired donations. [PDF]
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Please note: Neither location will accept items in glass jars or containers.
We hope you are able to join us at our expanded version of an office party next month. We also hope some of the BlogHer Local Groups in other cities may decide to get together on the 3rd as well and incorporate both fun and a food drive too! Please leave a comment below if you end up holding a BlogHer local meet-up for the holidays, and we'll help you get the word out.
So, will we see you next month in one of our fine, fair cities?
]]>So, how'd that turn out?
Last night the Top 6 were asked to create a companion piece "inspired" by their "winning look", oh wait, no. We better call that their "best look", seeing as poor Logan, he of the hipster skinny jeans and disaffected voice, has never won. Or even been in the top.
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Last night the Top 6 were asked to create a companion piece "inspired" by their "winning look", oh wait, no. We better call that their "best look", seeing as poor Logan, he of the hipster skinny jeans and disaffected voice, has never won. Or even been in the top.
A fact you'll hear quite a few times throughout the episode, not only from him, but from the other designers. Yes, folks, finally some claws (other than Irina's) start to come out. And the somewhat surprising source: Althea. She, the refugee from the 70s, has started to get her ego on.
At least, lucky for Logan, they do pick his early Red Carpet gown for the challenge, which was a very good effort.
They will have 30 minutes to sketch and $100 to spend at Moon, and it's a one-day challenge. (Which always really means one and a half days.)
What did we learn this week?
-That apparently Malvin's diaper pants can get rave reviews if...well, I'll be honest, I'm not sure what was better about Althea's diaper pants, other than that they were in black not white. Which is pretty significant, I guess. I mean nothing will make diaper pants look more like diapers than being diaper-colored, I guess.
-That Gordana's lack of self-confidence is pretty deep-rooted. I mean, listen to her talk about her humble roots and her parents who were "just farmers". ouch. No wonder her idea of "standing up for her design and herself" is to say, "Well, I like it." Oh. Well, in that case.
-That Irina's nickname is "Mean-a Irina", which is pretty funny.
-That Althea can be Mean-a too.
-That Althea's crossover to the dark side might be inspired by Mean-a Irina, given Irina was sitting next to her like a devil on her shoulder, egging her on, into some of her best catty work.
-That they're all getting a bit paranoid, which isn't surprising given they're in this high-pressure and isolated bubble of existence right now. Althea thinks Logan stole her zipper collar idea from her. Irina thinks Althea stole her oversize sweater idea from her. Because nobody has ever made oversize sweaters before. They were both similar drab colors, which made the resemblance more striking, but come on.
Let's move on to the show, where former contestant Nick Verreos is now a judge in MK's stead (and a teacher somewhere too), joined by ninagarcia and, randomly, actress Kerry Washington.
And if I may digress for a moment: They really shouldn't script Heidi to say, "This is the hardest decision we've ever had to make this season", when she's talking to a panel of judges for whom it's the only decision they've ever had to make this season. Because then it sounds like the royal "we", and that's just lame.
Moving on (and as always click on the designer's name to see a picture of their outfit):
1. Carol Hannah designed another cute dress, big surprise coming from the dressmaker. Actually, it's no surprise, btu what is a surprise is that no one said: Hey I think I've seen about 100 dresses exactly like this shorter, black version of the Marilyn Monroe Seven Year Itch silhouette. Sure, this one may use some sheer overlay on the skirt and some piping on the halter bodice, but this is not only the only thing Carol Hannah has ever done (dresses) it's something that's been done many many times before. In other words Bo. Ring. But no one said that.
2. Althea, I clearly just don't get her. I hated the "winning look" by which this look was to be inspired. So, nu surprise, I don't understand how Althea's look last night garnered the kudos. Totally unflattering black paperbag waist capri pants. I thought the combo of the volume around the stomach and the capri length was massively unflattering. Look at the back view! hideous. Then there was a white tank top with lots of stripy straps. We're back to no bra wearing, or maybe there's some construction going on in there, but it makes the model look floppy. Finally a big old gray kimono-sleeved cardigan. So what? Cannot believe this won. [Spoiler alert.]
3. Logan went overboard with a fairly good idea. This was basically a black mini halter dress that used zippers to create seams, hems, collars. I jot the judges' Judy Jetson references, but I actually didn't mind this that much. At least it was interesting, and not just a boring black dress or another ill-fitting tank top and diaper pants.
4. Irina was a little too literal for my taste. OK, I know the point was to be inspired by your winning outfit, but is it really OK to just create a Frankenstein love child out of it? Irina basically took the fabric of her cowl sweater and made it the shape of her vest, adding sleeves with the trim from that vest and voila!! Oh, and under it there was this short, tight, "The Real Housewives of Aspen" brocade dress. Which fit like a glove and was well-made, I'll certainly give her that. I just didn't think it was a very seamless connection between the pieces, nor that it was all that creative.
5. Gordana made an error in styling more than anything else. She created a black skirt with horizontal pleating and gray jacket with an unconstructed collar, rough seams and many, many darts and seams. I might actually wear these pieces. But the way she presented it made it look like she was thinking a little too hard about her drab, poor upbringing in the Soviet Bloc. No jewelry, no hair style, limited make-up. I didn't think the outfit itself was sad, so much as the utter lack of drama surrounding it.
6. Christopher should have stopped at the knees. He had a simple, elegant black halter dress that included some of his signature petals around the hem and across the back. And then he had a big, long petticoat underneath. He also had these rosettes hanging down the model's back like a pair of fuzzy dice. Take away the petticoat. Take away the fuzzy dice. You might have something there.
So, since there are only six, they all stayed on stage.
The judges praised:
Carol Hannah for a basic black cocktail dress
Althea for a hideous bunch of separates
Irina for copycatting herself
Althea got the win, but honestly last night's efforts were bad all the way around. This is not the most inspiring bunch. Not. At. All.
They ripped:
Logan for sending Judy Jetson down the runway
Gordana for sending a Eastern bloc prison matron down the runway
Christopher for sending someone who got dressed in bed and took the bed with her down the runway
And Logan was out. (I was a little surprised. I thought either Gordana would go. BUt it was all so bad, it was hard to predict.)
But. What did you think?
]]>This post will describe:
1. What is the BlogHer '10 programming timeline?
2. What is the difference between BlogHer-programmed sessions and Room of Your Own sessions and how both are scheduled?
3. What is our call for ideas and what kind of suggestions are we looking for?
4. How do I send in my suggestions?
This post will describe:
1. What is the BlogHer '10 programming timeline?
2. What is the difference between BlogHer-programmed sessions and Room of Your Own sessions and how both are scheduled?
3. What is our call for ideas and what kind of suggestions are we looking for?
4. How do I send in my suggestions?
Here goes:
1. What is the BlogHer '10 programming timeline?
Here is our basic timeline for choosing and publishing the BlogHer '10 publishing schedule:
10/29/09-11/30/09: Call for ideas is open
by 01/11/10: Skeleton schedule of BlogHer-programmed sessions is published
01/11/10-02/15/10: Room of Your Own suggestion and voting period is open
03/15/10: Final programming schedule, including Room of Your Own sessions, published
Short answer: BlogHer sessions are created from the first round of community suggestions. Room of Your Own sessions are created from the second round of community suggestions.
Long answer: Here's how it works: BlogHer sessions are created from the first round of community suggestions. During the first phase of planning programming, we'll receive all of your session and speaker ideas and synthesize them into panels. We often receive similar ideas for panels. Or we look for people who have different viewpoints on a topic and figure out how to schedule that debate to happen at the conference. We also seek out other voices that deserve to be heard from across the blogosphere. Every year at least 80 percent of the speakers in BlgoHer-programmed sessions at BlogHer's Annual Conference are new to speaking at BlogHer. It's our goal to seek out fresh voices...and that means, especially if you haven't spoken at a BlogHer conference before, we encourage you to submit your ideas and own your expertise. It's part of our mission to create opportunities for women who blog, and speaking at a conference is a wonderful opportunity.
Room of Your Own sessions are created from the second round of community suggestions. The second phase of planning programming will be the Room of Your Own suggestion and voting period. Read our original definition of the Room of Your Own concept here. The Room of Your Own sessions represent an opportunity for conference attendees to:
- Fill in the programming holes you think we left when we published our schedule
- Volunteer to contribute to the conference in a very active way
- Make the conference experience your own
We've integrated the Room of Your Own sessions in different ways over the years. This year, we are going to leave two slots open in every one of the six tracks listed below when we publish our initial schedule by 12/31/09. We will ask for Room of Your Own suggestions to fall into one of those tracks, and we select two Room of Your Own suggestions per track, or 12 in total. As always, these sessions will be chosen based on community interest and diversity that they bring to the schedule.
3. What is our call for ideas and what kind of suggestions are we looking for?
If you're new to BlogHer, you might wonder why we call this a "call for ideas" and not a "call for speakers" or "call for proposals" or something like that?
Answer: Because BlogHers are a generous bunch, and there are plenty of you who like to recommend other people to speak and want to suggest panels you'd like to attend, not necessarily speak on. And we're are all for that...any idea is welcomed, collected and reviewed by real, live humans :)
We are specifically looking for sessions and speaker ideas, suggestions and proposals that would fall into one of the following six programming tracks:
Personal Identity: 55% of BlogHer '09's attendees said that they blogged, simply, about "Life". This is the track to explore your life, your identity, your blogging. This is the track where we'll talk about who we are and reveal ourselves to be on our blogs, how that identity informs our blogging, and how our blogging transforms who we are. In the past we've covered what it's really like to blog about our hopes and dreams, our privacy, our fears, our tragedies, our most sensitive issues -- such as our gender, our race, our sexual orientation. How does it affect us inside? How does it impact our offline friends and families?
Passions: This is the track to dig into the passions that fuel so much of our blogging. In the past we've covered FoodBlogging, CraftBlogging, KnitBlogging, TravelBlogging, and we know there are many other subjects out there. What are the subjects we've covered that we could have dug into deeper? What are the passions we've yet to spotlight? Let us know.
Professional Blogging: So many bloggers are treating the personal platform of blogging as a professional platform too, and this track will explore how to blog wisely and well. Yes, this is where the monetization subject will live, but we can also discuss ethics, contracts...even your taxes. Practical advice from bloggers who are making the most of their blogs is highly sought after. And remembering that most of us make more money and achieve more because of our blogs (not with our blogs) is important too!
Change Agents: Politics, activism, social causes, social change. Last year we learned specific skills to help us raise our voices. And then we saw how some bloggers are putting those skills into action with a series of inspiring case studies, both international and domestic. This is track to talk about what you are doing to change the world. On any kind of scale. Locally. Nationally. Globally. It's also the track to talk about what we could be doing to change the world.
Writing Lab: Let's talk about writing. If you're like most bloggers, half of what's up on your screen is words. Content still is queen in our books, so we're looking for professional-grade writing instructors and coaches. But the other half of what's on your screen is all about design and usability. How do you provide the best showcase for your amazing words?
Geek Lab: The Geek Lab is BlogHer's Technical Track. We want content for all levels, beginning, intermediate and advanced. What do you want to learn? What do you have to teach? How deeply geeky do you want to get?
4. How do I send in my suggestions?
Those are the tracks, so if that triggers some great ideas, then this year please visit our BlogHer '10 Call For Ideas Submission Form and fill it in, in as much detail as you want.
Just remember: We are as happy to receive suggestions about sessions you'd like to attend, and speakers you'd like to hear from, as we are to hear about why you want to rock the mic.
We're open to get your ideas starting now, and you have one month to do so. OK, lay those great ideas on us, starting...now!!!
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But will they be the right two?
Well, even though I predicted a shocking elimination last week, it doesn't mean I wasn't shocked when lovely Natalie was eliminated! Now, this week two will go, and the question is this: Will it be the two who are clearly weaker dancers than the other seven? Or will the DWtS audience once again root for the inexplicable underdog? Oh. Why do I even ask. You know what the DWtS crowd will do. Ditch the better dancers, keep the lesser ones!!
Last night the couples danced either a Jitterbug or a Waltz. They also danced a dance-marathon-style comeptitive Mambo...which I thought was actually great fun. They should do that again. Do you agree?
On to the individual dances:
1. Mya and Dmitry danced a sassy Jitterbug.
I don't agree that they had no chemistry or energy. I do agree that the silly business in the beginning what with the brooms and dusters? Lame. Should have dropped at least half of it. Less business, more dancing, please! Still and all, the bottom line is: She should be safe.
2. Melissa and Mark danced a lackluster Waltz.
While Melissa tried mightily to improve her slumping posture, this was still more stiff and graceless than the other waltzers we saw last night. And whatever they were trying to do at the end didn't work at all. And that was the one interesting move they actually attempted. So. I think the bottom line is: She might finally be at risk.
3. Mark and Lacey danced an energetic Jitterbug.
I personally could have used more dancing and fewer tricks, but hey, flaunt it if you got it, and Mark has got it. He really has come a long way with not just his dancing but also his personality. Bottom Line; He'll be safe with this one.
4. Aaron and Karina danced a tense Waltz.
I'm sorry, but I think poor Aaron is going to be under the red light again tonight, because while this had very lovely moments, and he continues to have great lines, he just looked so worried and tense, and it made me uncomfortable. I think he's big-time at risk.
5. Michael and Anna danced a surprising Waltz
Surprising because, for once, Michael won me over. He really had good rise and fall. He had a charming and relaxed demeanor. His arms were much improved, as was his fluidity. Was he a great dancer? No. But his effort and determination sure paid off. Bottom line: I think he may be safe!
6. Kelly and Louis danced a cartoonish Jitterbug.
I mean, she does look like something right out of the Peanuts, doesn't she? This didn't seem like a particularly challenging Jitterbug, but as 've said before: She sines in the spunky dance styles, so bottom line is that I think she'll be safe!
7. Louie and Chelsie danced a pathetic Jitterbug.
Pathetic because the dude dropped her. She fell on her cute, talented ass, and he looked like a lame-ass! This was all kinds of messy, and come on now, people: Is this "charm" not wearing off on you yet? I hope so, because bottom line is: He should be at risk!!!
8. Joanna and Derek danced an elegant Waltz.
She has nice lines, but I was surprised this was a bit boring. Usually Derek's choreography impresses. There were some nice spins towards the end, but I honestly didn't feel the chemistry. It left me cold. And who knows? The bottom line is that we may be in for another shocker!
9. Donny and Kym danced a good Jitterbug.
This was generally fine, but it felt a bit heavy. We forget Donny isn't a spring chicken, and I thought it showed a bit here. Bottom line: Oh, come on. He's safe no matter what!
Bottom line for the bottom two:
Well, if it were up to me, it would be:
Melissa and Mark
Louie and Chelsie
Going home tonight.
But I think it may be:
Aaron and Karina
Joanna and Derek
But what do you think?
]]>It is one of those "theys" that JeniJen from Not Calm (dot com) wants to push back against, on behalf of every woman whose birth "plan" didn't go, well, according to plan. And her message of acceptance and perspective is why we chose her post Don't forget the Arnica Montana; that's important too as BlogHer of the Week.
So, what's the conventional wisdom JeniJen finds not so wise?
Just this: "Your childbirth experience is the most important event in shaping your life as a mother."
The words of a childbirth professional who, in JeniJen's words, is a woman "whose life work is to support and help other women".
JeniJen acknowledges the loveliness of a wonderful birth experience, no doubt, but she also explains the most logical contradiction to the above sweeping statement:
Yes, a lovely birth is rewarding, and if you can get your hands on one, good for you. It really is wonderful and moving and powerful. But also? It's gravy. It's extra. It's lucky. It's not a good idea to get too attached to the idea of it hovering over and influencing your entire mothering career.
And, the clincher in my argument: Giving birth is not a requirement for becoming a mother, so how can it be the most important thing?
Exactly!
I'm not a mom, but JeniJen's post resonated with me because it travels well-worn personal blogging territory: Shining a light on feelings that often stay hidden in the dark. Offering solidarity and relief to those of us who don't feel the way "they say" we should. Whether those feelings are about childbirth, parenting or, for that matter, having children at all. JeniJen captures those feelings in prose that spans from irreverent to poignant. Leading up to what she wants to say to mothers everywhere. It starts this way:
A lot of the important things start off invisible; you wouldn't ever guess they are secretly a big deal until you're looking at them shining and waving to you from the rear-view mirror.
I don't want to give away the rest of JeniJen's lovely thoughts on what actually may be the most important events of parenting. We hope you'll read her post and understand exactly why she's this week's BlogHer of the Week.
Thanks to everyone for sending in your nominated posts. We urge you to remember to nominate individual posts, not entire blogs, and keep them coming! If you want to check out all the BlogHer of the Week posts, check out the BlogHer of the Week archive.
Best,
Elisa
For Elisa, Jory and Lisa, BlogHer Co-founders
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In past Project Runway seasons I have derided challenges involving wacky materials. Car parts. Groceries. Flowers. Dollar store items. I mean, what did that have to do with the real world of fashion design and the real business of it, more to the point? But I'm beginning to think I am wrong. That making the designers work with unusual materials gets them thinking more creatively and executing more inventively. After all, what would you say was the episode where the designers came through most consistently? I think I'd have to choose the newspaper challenge. The one challenge this year where they worked with non-traditional materials.
They need some more of that, because this whole working-with-fabric thing isn't working out so well. Last night's episode was a collection of designs, each more ho-hum than the last.
What wasn't ho-hum was the ending, which I must say was the most shocking Project Runway auf'ing I've ever seen. But we'll get to that...
This week's challenge was to be all Michael Kors-like and be inspired by a fabulous place in the world...one of his 7 favorite locales. The chose as follows:
Carol Hannah - Palm Beach
Nicolas - Greece
Althea - St. Tropez
Gordana - New York City
Irina - Aspen
Christopher - Santa Fe
Logan - Hollywood
They had 30 minutes to skecth, and then it was off to ErsatzMood to spend $150.
Once again a designer (Irina) chose to work with fur, so I thought, well, maybe I wrong about lifetime editing out the reporter fur discussion last week. Maybe it was going to be this week, with Irina. But no. They made a very specific and particular point of having her say it was faux fur. So, I'm sticking with last week's theory.
Anyway, I'm just going to say it: This season has been deadly dull. There's little interaction between the designers, so all we get is the "confessionals" with each one, where they're always the same:
Carol Hannah doesn't want to be the dumb Southern blonde gal...but they keep finding and using the footage that makes her look like one.
Nicolas is alternately unjustifiably grandiose about his talents...or he's freaking out because he doesn't know what he's doing.
Gordana is very very VERY stressed out and tired...seriously it's like when they show pictures of Presidents at the beginning and end of their terms.
Irina is a nasty backstabber...but actually, she's probably more of a front stabber.
Christopher is beginning to remind me of Kenneth on 30 Rock...with that irrepressible optimism that is totally unwarranted.
Logan is somnambulant...and apparently somnambulant boys are the new bad boys.
On to the show where, for the first time since Episode 1, MK and ninagarcia are on the same judging panel. Together at last!! Along with Heidi and completely randomly, Milla Jovovich. You may know her best form the Resident Evil movies, but I actually have an album of her from the 90s that I like a lot. And apparently, she is also a fashion designer. This I did not know.
As always, click on the link under the designer's name to see the design.
1. Logan goes to Hollywood
And he decides to be "inspired" by young Hollywood, aka Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins. Um. OK. But really, this was it? It wasn't even the boho chic the Olsens are known for. This was a pair of white jeans, a tank top, superfluous suspenders and a completely unrelated sweater vest that he had the model take off immediately. Probably because it was butt-ugly as an ensemble.
2. Althea hits St. Tropez
And if anyone could be called a one-trick pony this season, it's Althea. Yet another micro mini skirt/short (this time in bronze), topped with a basic white tank top and a sheer over blouse tied at the wait in a cafe au lait color. So safe that it's no surprise she was safely in the middle, not in the top3, not in the bottom. Sure, this was kinda cute, but not an ounce of anything new in there. Not just not new compared to the real world of existing fashion, but not new compared to her own work.
3. Nicolas visits Greece. Or was it "Grease"
Either way, it was clear he missed the mark on the challenge. But I didn't think he missed the mark on his outfit as much as a couple of other obvious choices. It justw wasn't very Greece-like. Gray nondescript pants. But the top really had some interesting elements to it. Once again, Nicolas likes working in white, but this was sort of a strippy-strappy straitjacket-like blouse with overly long sleeves. I actually liked the top a lot.
4. Carol Hannah relaxes in Palm Beach
By completely copying a former Floridian designer, Uli. I am shocked that not one person said: "Hey, this totally reminds me of Uli." It was a long flowing green palm tree print sundress with twisty straps (and too sheer to be much more than a beach cover-up). Yes, it was Palm Beach-y. But seriously. Scroll through some of the image in this Google search and spot about 4 dresses just like it.
5. Christopher "opened up a restaurant" in Santa Fe (gratuitous Broadway musical reference)
And this was the waitress's uniform. Seriously. This was boring, and about as far from high fashion as I can image. A too-short cinnamon-colored skirt with sheer overlay. Another white tank top (yawn.) A light blue over-shirt, also sheer. And a belt that everyone raved about, but seemed kind of tacky to me. I don't even know what happened to the designer I really like and was rooting for in the first few weeks. Christopher has been in the bottom 3 for four weeks in a row, and in the bottom 2 these last 3 weeks. What's it going to take?
6. Irina skis Aspen
And as far as I can tell, creates a pretty basic (and full-on 1980's Dynasty tribute) outfit. We're talking brown stretch pants, a la ski pants. A big, huge, over-sized cinnamon cowl neck sweater with a bronze piece of fabric tied around the waist. And a faux fur vest with collar. It's all very Quest for Fire. Not sure the unexpected (and impractical) hole in the back of the sweater was worth praise. And pretty sure the whole thing wasn't worth the win.
7. Gordana wakes up in the city that never sleeps, NY, NY
And she's king of the hill with this chic silver cocktail dress featuring a stunning jeweled and fabric necklace that doubles as the halter collar for this dress. The added curved piping was unnecessary, as everyone pointed out. Didn't ruin it, but without it this would have been Clavin Klein or Armani-worthy. Instead it was more DKNY.
In the end, the judges loved them som:
Irina
Gordana
Carol Hannah
And seemed to designate irina the winner because she made her outfit look like it cost way more than $150. Sure, it didn't look cheap. It just looked 80s tacky. I would have picked Gordana.
The judges did not loves them some:
Christopher
Nicolas
Logan
Now, here's the part where you think:
Hmm, Christopher should never have stayed over Shirin last week, so now 's their chance to right that wrong and auf him. Totally justified not just over his 4-week long losing track record, but because this outfit was Bo. Ring.
Or you think:
Hmm, Logan hasn't ever delivered top-rated designs, and he, too, has been in the bottom quite a number of times. his outfit looks like it could have been bought in the Juniors department at Macy's, or worse yet, in Hot Topic. So, that too would be fair, although more surprising than if Christopher was auf'ed.
But NO. It is Nicolas who gets the auf.
I'm no huge Nicolas fan, but he has hit more often than he has missed, and even this week his top was more interesting than Logan and Christopher outfits combined!
Last week was shocking, but this week, being confident Christopher would finally go, was even more shocking. My viewing companion and I were literally speechless.
What did you think?
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Last night the Top 10 took to the floor with two dances that call for drama and passion: The Argentine Tango and the Paso Doble. They ended up leaving me pleasantly surprised, and not really sure how eliminations are going to.
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But someone has still gots to go.
Last night the Top 10 took to the floor with two dances that call for drama and passion: The Argentine Tango and the Paso Doble. They ended up leaving me pleasantly surprised, and not really sure how eliminations are going to.
They also did a Hustle group number, which is better left unsaid. Mostly because of the unfortunate wig styling that the men, particularly, were subjected to. I mean, who could concentrate on the dancing when the men's heads were being attached by rabid furry animals?
So, how did they do with their dramatic solo dances?
1. Natalie and Alec did the first Paso Doble of the night. She's a tiny bit robotic, but she has a welcome precision and sharpness that many of the other celebs could stand to add to their list of attributes. The choreography seemed very difficult, and she acquitted herself with aplomb. Also, and I know I've said this before and sound a little stalker-y, but seriously: I want her body. She has this really long, strong, well-proportioned body. If I could look like anyone, I think it would be her. Body-wise anyway. Bottom line: I think she's safe.
2. Aaron and Karina performed the first Argentine Tango of the night. And I loved this choreography! It was hot and hard. And in both the dirty and non-dirty way! Aaron did a much better job this week, reining in his more over-the-top tendencies. He's got great lines when he strikes a post, but he does seem a bit unsteady on his feet sometimes...which is especially distracting with all the lifts this routine involved. Still, I really enjoyed this piece. Bottom line: I'm wondering if he was in the Bottom 2 last week because there was some silly tabloid stuff about Maks and Karina's break-up. Do any of you follow that? I'm dying to know, but refuse to click myself :) I hope he'll be safe this week.
3. Michael and Anna danced the Paso Doble. I've been thinking this guy should head home since the beginning, but I have to say he won me over last night y really throwing himself into this dance. He is strong and intense. He could extend his limbs more, but I bought it, I really did. Now, do I think he's going to land in the finals and be one of the better dancers? No. But Bottom line: I also don't think he deserves to go home tonight!
4. Mya and Dmitry danced an Argentine Tango, which I missed due to a TiVo malfunction. I don't even want to get into it, because it's been broken for ages, and *someone* was supposed to have fixed it or gotten us a new one by now...and no, we don't want the DirecTV DVR. We want an honest-to-God DirecTivo, and apparently we're in between having stopped selling the old ones and having started selling new ones since they reviied their partnership. However, without even seeing it, it seemed obvious that: Bottom Line: She's going to be safe. 'Cause she's a ringer.
5. Mark and Lacey danced the Paso Doble, and it was also pretty good. Mark is also very strong and adds these cool leaps. His hands were terrible last night, but I think he'll get by, despite the fact he kind of leaves me cold. Bottom line: He's likely safe.
6. Donny and Kym danced a sublime Argentine Tango. Yes, I said "sublime". It was great. Smooth, elegant. My only critique: Sometimes Donny looked like he was working a little too hard to lift the 99-pound Kym off the ground. BUt that was quickly forgotten when I was mesmerized by his blinding Osmondness. Bottom line: Oh, come on. Safe.
7. Louie and Chelsie danced the Argentine Tango. Yes, he's sort of adorable in an oh-I-want-to-put-you-in-my-pocket-(and-take-you-to-the-barbershop-for-your-very-first-haircut kind of way. But, oh. ma. gah. He can't dance. Seriously. OK, this heated up mid-way through, and he was able to keep a straight face...you know, so points for that. But he didn't do much...once again, Chelsie danced all around him. Bottom line: He oughta be at risk. He oughta be going home.
8. Melissa and Mark danced an Argentine Tango. Does no one else see her horrible bad posture due to slumped shoulders? I guess it kind of fit her characters for the Charleston, but not this week, no way. Melissa is good at the quick stuff that flies by, and she has excellent extension. But when they were actually dancing around the floor, it was stomp, stomp, stomp. And she also seemed to be fighting his lead. Bottom line: She'll probably still be safe, but 'm not won over.
9. Kelly and Louis danced the Paso Doble (to an Ozzie Osbourne song). Once again she swings between right on target and just a little off. She consistently got behind the beat. I also think she's better at the bubbly charming dances than these serious intense ones. In addition to that, this was a boring routine. Louis must have been a little too busy this week! Bottom line: She might actually be at risk.
10. Joanna and guest-pro Maks danced the Argentine Tango (because Derek was down with the flu). This was exceptionally sharp, quick and impressive, and she has very good feet...unlike many of the celebs. She did make a visible stumble, but I still thought it was very well done.
Bottom line for the Bottom 2:
I gotta think Louie and Chelsie will be there, perhaps joined by Michael and Anna. Although i think this is the week for an upset.
I hope Louie and Chelsie will go, but I bet it's someone surprising...and way more talented!
What do you think?
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...But it is never far enough.
Last night, the intrepid Top 8 were given the license to thrill, thanks to the presence of Bob Mackie, legendary feather and sequin man, as guest inspiration and judge. Nicolas in particular nearly fainted at the idea...which makes sense, him being the "Feather Prince of New York." For, if he is the Prince, surely Mackie is the KING.
To make matters even more thrrrriling, with 4 'r's, the Bob Mackie-inspired gown should be for singer Christina Aguilera. That was a bit of a needle-scratch-record moment for me (side note: when will we have to stop using that reference?) since I stopped following Aguilera right around her dirrrrty (read: skanky) phase, when sequins and feathers would have been sorely out of character. In fact, most of the time if someone mentions Aguilera (which doesn't happen often in my world, but still) I actually picture Sarah Michelle Gellar (yay, Buffy!) on Saturday Night Live as Aguilera in a particularly dirrrrty phase.
Still, I understand she's done more upscale stuff since her dirrrrrrrrty days, and apparently the designers are well aware of this too.
They are given 30 minutes to sketch, $300 to spend at ErsatzMood, and two days this time...which the designers appreciate very very much.
So, what did we learn in this episode?
-That Irina just continues to be the queen of talking smack. She's got the talent to back it up, but for once I was agreeing with Nicolas's whiny ramblings
-That Nicolas has a lot of nerve rambling whinily about how much he wishes Irina would be nicer to people, considering his own prodigious smack output in previous episodes
-That Carol Hannah is hot for Logan, and Logan thinks of her like his little sister
-That Gordana is not above taking advantage of immunity to totally give up for one week
-That Shirin can't always pull it out last minute as she did last week
-Finally, that Lifetime probably edited out a confrontation over fur between laconic cutie Logan and friend of animals (and BlogHers) Tim Gunn. Evidence: Check this comment on last week's recap where Haley, aka CheatyMonkey, talks about talking to Tim Gunn about a confrontation he had on the show re: one of the designers using fur. And I quote: "But, Tim told me that there's an episode where one of the designers attempts to use fur, and Tim goes bolistic [sic] on him.her. He told me for sure they edited most of it out because it was tres intense." Then note that Logan was indeed using fur (which Irina theoretically shot him a dirty look for). Then, note the go-to-commercial clip of Tim saying "What is that?" with a look of horror. BUt did that clip ever come to fruition when they came back from that (or any other ) commercial? No, it did not. So, I believe the fur flying over fur was left 100% on the cutting room floor! Boo, Lifetime!
Oh, the non-drama! And between us...isn't this season so lacking in drama that it could have used a good Tim bitch-slapping over fur?
Anyway, on to the show, where the judges are Bob Mackie, Xtina herself, and yes! ninagarcia is back, and she's better than ever!
As always, click on the link with each designer's name to see their creation.
1. Althea created a silver sequin halter dress that was patterned by alternating the use of the front and the back of the sequin strips. The gown on its own was quite nice (although not mind-blowingly original, IMHO) but the feather bolero jacket was just kind of big and fluffy and messy. Would have been better off without it.
2. Logan, despite is terrible fur caveman stole, actually made a relatively fun silver tiger-striped sequin mini dress with one shoulder and a chain spaghetti strap on the other side. The sides were actually fastened by a series of hook-and-eyes all the way from hem to hem. Looks fabulous in still life, but not so good in motion. Not sure I thought this was Bottom 3-worthy.
3. Shirin exhibited apparently unforgivable bad taste with this dress, which featured the recurrent "pooping fabric" theme that Heidi loves so much (even if she didn't say it...I said it for her!) I black strapless and drop waist tight-fitting bodice was paired with a black skirt featuring lots of random and sloppy-looking panels of other fabrics and colors. It was bad. I agree. but still...
4. Christopher created a black jacket with a corset top and bloomer bottom that was removed to reveal a tinier black corset and silver sequined boy shorts underneath.I actually didn't think this was that bad. At least it was different than everyone else's fancy dresses. And is everyone just forgetting that Xtina hasn't always been tackling cover songs with David Foster? Sure, it was a little slutty...so is she, what's the big whup? Still, Three weeks in the bottom 2 should have bought him a ticket home vs. the eventual loser.
5. Sure, Nicolas sent a hot little strapless white mini with a feather skirt down the runway. Cute, no doubt about it. but it was just a mini version of his winning design from a few weeks ago. I did think it was better than the winning design, though, I admit.
6. Gordana, let's be honest, was only saved by her immunity. Heidi said as much, and I believe her. She sent this ivory strapless gown down the runway with an ill-fitting bodice, an unflattering sequin belly/butt panel and a boring chiffonskirt. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz And did I mention the ill-fitting unflatteringness?
7. Irina sent a nightie down the runway. Granted it was a pretty midnight blue one with a matching velvet shorty robe over it. Nice color, basically very well-made. But a nightie and robe nonetheless.
8. Carol Hannah created a strapless black sequined gown that also incorporated matte fabric and feather overlays. Personally, I thought it was a bit dull and a bit been-there, seen-that. I mean, what was special about it? Moreover, the back side wasn't that well-crafted at all, so I thought the judges gave her a bit too much credit.
Bottom line:
The judges went for:
Carol Hannah
Althea
Nicolas
With Carol Hannah the surprise winner for a basic black evening dress.
The judges couldn't go for:
Logan
Christopher
Shirin
Now, I thought for sure Christopher would get the boot. This was his third time in a row in the bottom, and he seems to have lost something that led him to win Week 1 and for me to feel like wuz robbed or near robbed when it was the Top 12 and the Top 11. Meanwhile Shirin wuz robbed Week 1, won Week 2, was in the Top 2 two weeks ago and last week and was never in the bottom until this week.
I don't get it. Unfair and a mistake :(
But what did you think?
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Or one forbidden dance, and three that oughta be
Call me a curmudgeon, but how is the Lambada not really just like the Samba? And how is the Bolero not really just like the Rumba? And isn't the Charleston sort of a Foxtrot on speed (and with more kicks)? And don't get me started on the two-step.
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Call me a curmudgeon, but how is the Lambada not really just like the Samba? And how is the Bolero not really just like the Rumba? And isn't the Charleston sort of a Foxtrot on speed (and with more kicks)? And don't get me started on the two-step.
In other words: Meh. Change is bad.
But let's talk about why:
1. The show kicked off with Chuck and Anna dancing the Two-step. Chuck is this season's Billy Ray Cyrus. Or Jerry Springer. Or [insert name of guy who stayed way to long because we as "trying".] I mean, come on. He just sort of stamps around. There is no dance quality. None. He should go home. It's that simple. Bottom line: Despite my ardent wishes, I'm not even sure he'll be at risk!
2. Melissa and Mark danced the Charleston. I'll confess I don't get why the judges went so crazy for this. Did no one else notice her bad posture and slumped shoulders? Was that considered part of her "character"? And did no one else notice she was totally winded at the end? I mean, yes, it was a big improvement for her, but it wasn't all that. IMHO. Bottom Line: Well, I guess she'll be safe, based on judges scoring alone.
3. Natalie and Alec danced the Bolero. Which seemed pretty much like last week's Rumba. She is a little awkward at transitions...she lacks a certain fluidity, but she has terrific lines (hard not to with that body) and very impressive flexibility. You could really see the effort there, and that combo of natural talent and effort will keep her around for a while, I think. Bottom line: Safe.
4. Aaron and Karina danced the forrrrrrbidden dance, the Lambada...and got totally crucified by the judges. A little disproportionately, I think. Sure, it was frenetic, but he has good basic moves and they did some really fun tricks. It did not seem fair that he would score as low as Chuck. Bottom line: Kind of feel like the judges have it in for them, and that might translate into weak voting too.
5. Mark and Lacey danced the Two -Step, and it didn't seem very country to me, how about you? Mark doesn't seem to have great rhythm. It's a shame because he's strong, and flexible, and does good kicks and leaps. But in between anything like that, he isn't really feeling the music. And it shows. Bottom line: Really? Do he and Lacey each and together have that strong a fan base? I keep feeling like his cold approach might eventually leave the audience cold too.
6. Kelly and Louis danced the Charleston. Although she had the occasional quick-step, this was cute. The low self-esteem is getting a little old, but that's just because I'm obviously insensitive and mean. Bottom line: I think she'll be safe again. If Sharon is in the audience, no one will risk her wrath :)
7. Joanna and Derek danced the Lambada. Joanna has fearlessness and good basic skills. And Derek has great choreography. But she does lack a little finesse, and it will hurt them if he doesn't whip her into shape. Her legs weren't really straight on the otherwise impressive repeated spins on the floor. Their last post was this close to falling apart. They are quick and sharp, but she's already at a disadvantage as an unknown supermodel, so he needs to work on her grace and elegance. Bottom line: I wouldn't be surprised if she is at risk for that latter "supermodel" curse reason.
8. Donny and Kym danced the Charleston. Well, what a gimme giving Donny the Charleston. It's completely up his theatrical alley. And no. I didn't actually mean that to sound dirty. This was full of charm, energy and dance authenticity. And blinding Osmondness, don't forget. Bottom line: What's not to love?
9. Michael and Anna danced the Bolero, and I confess: I thought Michael improved the most of anyone form last week to this. I believed his romantic intensity. He made a point of having strong arms. They had good chemistry together. And sure, yes, it was her dancing around him posing. But he posed pretty well :) Bottom line: Good poses or no, I think he'll be at risk again.
10. Louie and Chelsie danced the Two-step. And it was bad. If they escape the bottom 2 it will be due to adorable, pat-you-on-the-head cuteness only.He was stiff and just kind of walked around, while she two-stepped her way straight to CuteOverload status. He had no musicality whatsoever. Bottom line: Ought to be at risk.
11. Mya and Dmitry danced the Lambada.And it was, no surprise, really good. So my only comment really is: Jeez, take it easy on the body oil on Mya and her legs...a little glisten is nice. That much shine looks kinda dirty. Maybe that was the point, but I don't care. Icky. Bottom line: She's very safe. Hence me talking about her oily legs.
Bottom line for the Bottom 2:
If it were me, it would be:
Chuck and Anna
Louie and Chelsie
And Chuck and Anna would be going home.
I'm going to take a wild guess that the Bottom 2 will be:
Michael and Anna
Joanna and Derek
And Michael and Anna will go home.
What do you think?
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And to answer my side question: Tim Gunn does, and if Tim Gunn is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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Side question: Done one really still use the word divorcee?
And to answer my side question: Tim Gunn does, and if Tim Gunn is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
OK, they've done bridal challenges before, but this had a twist. The "models" were nine divorced women (who all still fit in their wedding gowns, I might add) and who wanted to turn those gowns into hot, modern, non-weddingish gowns. Now, for the women who had been divorced 3 months and 6 months etc., I wasn't too surprised they still had their gowns. But really? You've been divorced over 15 years, and your gown is 80's crap...you never wanted to get rid of it before? Hmm.
The designers chose their models based on how much fabric the dress had, since that would give them the most to work with. They learned later they would be able to go to ErsatzMood, but they only had $25 to spend on no more than 2 yards of fabric and additional accessories if they needed them and had money left. For example, because Shirin's model wanted a Cher feather headdress (Say "wha'?), she wasted time and money buying some peacock feathers. Nicolas should have been all up in her grill about trying to steal his title as the Feather Prince of NY, but this cast is about as non-confrontational as they come, so not Feather Rumbles ensued.
Thank you ErsatzMood.
It is also announced that this is the last challenge where winning will gain you immunity, so obviously folks are motivated to get a free pass to the Top 7.
Now, I don't know if anyone else noticed, but Tim seemed a little cranky to me when he was making his rounds. Nobody was making him happy. Or seduced. Or enthralled. Or stunned. Instead he was worried. And concerned. And reminding them they had a lot of work to do.
He did go classic Ninja Comforter on Shirin, though, who was depressed about her model's tiny, cheap wedding gown and big, outlandish (and hideous) concepts for a new outfit. He broke through Shirin's funk and malaise and got her turned right round, baby, right round.
That's the Tim we know and love!!
[Where i digress:]
BTW: Have I mentioned lately, I got to meet Tim at BlogHer '09? No? Let me digress. I was perhaps more excited at the prospect of meeting him than about almost anything else. And I actually had a jaw-drop, stare-with-a-big-smile moment when I saw him greeting people on the exhibit floor. Sort of how I was when I got to meet Grover in '08's Sesame Street Suite. (Seriously, the video from that little SSS encounter is hilarious...I look really really goofy.) Anyway, I bonded with CheatyMonkey over the fact that Tim is a big animal lover like we are, and has done anti-fur and other fashion cruelty work for PETA. I know he was lovely to her when they talked about it, and he was also lovely to me. (Really "lovely" is the best word for him...did I mention that already?)
When I finally met him, I told him "I'm a big fan, and I especially appreciate the work you did for PETA", and he patted my hand, looked warmly into my eyes and said: "The work I *continue* to do!"
Yes, yes, Tim! The work you continue to do, my Reality TV Boyfriend!!!
[Where i get back on track:]
So, with my Reality TV Boyfriend's guidance and mentorship, they all finish their outfits, and we're on to the show.
Note to Lifetime TV: Give Heidi a little better wardrobe budget, m'kay? She has not been looking her usual stellar best. Is it just me?
Note to ninagarcia: Your Marie Claire underlings are not you. When are you coming back? I mean it's *great* having MK back, but we need you too, ninagarcia, we need you too.
1. Irina kicked off with a dress that I'm going to argue long and loud did *not* deserve the kudos it got form the judges. They seem to be buying into the idea that a woman past a certain age (and the model didn't look that old to me, to begin with) should look like a Mother of the Bride if she's going out. OK, the coffee-colored dye job on all that lace was well-done. Nice color. But the styling wasn't just MOB, but 1970s or 80s, Bonfire of the Vanities MOB. I like Irina. I hated this dress.
2. Shirin pulled it out and knocked it out of the park (all thanks to Tim's mentorship, I'm convinced.) Having so little fabric to work with (after cutting the dress to be a mini) she used thread to create patterns in the fabric. Create a dark ribbon around the empire waist, and what you've got it simple, sexy and way better than one could have expected. And the only feathers were a couple in her model's hair.
3. Logan is lucky he didn't get auf'ed for the hot mess he sent down the runway. Ill-fitting wool tweed pants. And then a horribly, I mean horribly-made top. It was kind of an Elizabethan wench undergarment with ruffles, and it was uneven, and unintentionally asymmetric. Has the guy ever made anything (since the first week) that surpassed mediocre? And this was bad.
4. Carol Hannah made a drab, gray strapless cocktail dress with frayed and feathered netting over it. There was a tiny black bolero too.Like the concept of that netting, but it was a bit drab.
5. Althea made a Sailor Moon dress that was horrendous. Saggy navy blue boob patches. Drooping, useless back straps. Tacky gold accessories. Hated it. Lucky she wasn't in the Bottom Two.
6. Nicolas made a matronly, grandma outfit for a sort of adorable pixie woman. It was ill-fitting olive colored pants that creased across the front, some kind of brown top, and then an ivory doily-looking bedjacket. Totally lucky he wasn't Bottom 2.
7. Gordana finally rocked it with a platinum strapless dress with curved asymmetric pleats from hem to hem. The styling also really played to the model's desire to punk it up a bit, so those knee-high black boots made total sense. It was flattering to her figure and I could totally see it out and about as is.
8. Christopher made a silvery alien bubble dress with a black belt for his discarded replicant model. I don't know what has gone wrong with Christopher these last two weeks, but he needs to get it together. The bubble silhouette? Clearly not his thing.
9. Epperson made another sailor dress, this time white with black lacing at the waist. OK, maybe it was a pirate wench dress. Or a Ren Fair dress. Or Oktoberfest dress, as Heidi opined. Whatever it was, it was an unflattering dress. Too much fabric, too long and frumpy. FAIL.
In the end, the judges likee:
Irina
Shirin
Gordana
And Gordana took the win (I think mostly for finally showing she had design sense not just sewing skillz.)
The judges no likee:
Christopher
Logan
Epperson
I was afraid Logan would be the loser, but was happy to see Epperson auf'ed. Logan may not have exactly ever wow'ed me, but Epperson has been way off the mark too many times.
So, what did you think?
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