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Porn for “Women of a Certain Age”

2009-06-30T15:55:08-05:00

For the last few years, I’ve been seeing these “Porn For Women” books floating around. Instead of dirty pictures, the books are full of men doing housework, taking care of babies and being really interested in what women have to say. The latest of this series is Porn For Women Of A Certain Age, a collection of pictures and phrases specifically for the more mature gals. While “Just how long do you plan on defying the laws of gravity?” and “I just don’t get this whole trophy wife thing” are pretty hot to hear… when it comes to porn, I think it should involve sex - or at least nudity.

Lucky for those “women of a certain age,” we have a bunch of movies that are perfect for spicing up your sex life and getting you hot and bothered at any age (well, at least over 18)! The awesome folks over at the Sinclair Institute offer up a ton of great instructional flicks, including these two series that feature super hot sex with performers that are a little older than your usual adult stars. That’s right, REAL porn for women of any age! Complete with sex and nudity!

Head over to HotMoviesForHer.com for these great Sinclair Institute selections!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

www.hotmoviesforher.com

Office Work - A Sex Toy Giveaway From HotMoviesForHer.com

2009-06-29T12:55:21-05:00

Nothing sucks more than going to work during the summer. We’re trained our whole lives to be lazy once the weather turns, but then you finish school and you’re stuck inside while the best days of the year waste away. It’s total crap.

Of course, there are a few things one can do to make the work day fly by. One option would be working. I always have more than I can possibly do and time flies by… A second suggestion would be to sneak off to a dark corner and get XXX with a friend or yourself. I mean, if Dwight Schrute can get off at work, anyone can!

In an effort to get you through the day, we’ve teamed up with EdenFantasy.com for a new fun new contest. I’m sure you’re wondering what’s up for grabs, so I won’t delay any further.

We’re giving away Lelo’s Mia to one lucky reader. The Mia is a discreet vibe that could easily pass as a tube of lipstick in the bottom of your bag. This travel sized toy is rechargeable, multi-speed and phthalate-free. If you’re a tech junkie you’re going to love it, because unlike most rechargeable vibes, there’s no cord and charger to keep track of - this baby charges through a computer USB port. How rad is that?

Now for the important stuff - the rules. For those of you who are really craving this toy, you can earn up to three raffle tickets for our random drawing.

1. Comment on the original HotMoviesForHer.com post. You can tell us your favorite office fantasy, a true life tale of desktop debauchery or let us know how you think the Mia could help you through your day.

2. Retweet the following message:
RT @HotMovies4Her is giving away a Mia thanks to @EdenFantasys check it out http://tinyurl.com/lwt8o4

3. Follow @HotMovies4Her and @EdenFantasys on Twitter and send hm4her a dm letting me know!

The winner will be determined by a random drawing next Monday, July 6th at noon. You must be 18 and a resident of the continental U.S. or Canada to win. Sorry, but rules are rules.

p.s. The ladies of HotMoviesForHer.com are in no way responsible for the consequences of your office trysts. Thankfully, we’re not responsible for much.

Again, DON'T comment here to enter, comment at HotMoviesForHer.com!

xoxo
HotMoviesforher.com

Top Five Tuesday - Ripped From The Headlines!

2009-06-23T15:39:11-05:00

While I wouldn’t say that all porn is true to life (it’s all about the fanasties), there are some dirty flicks that grab their ideas right from what’s happening in the world. In “Law & Order” speak, their topics are ’ripped from the headlines’ (a phrase which I love). Sure they usually don’t have anything to do with the event or trend, but more often than not, the pornographer does a phenomenal job of marketing the shit out of what the movie is based on and definitely more often than not, I am too curious not to watch. Here’s a list of my favorite current event/trend/headline based fuck flicks. Enjoy!

For the Top Five Ripped From The Headline Porns, head over to HotMoviesForHer.com!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

www.hotmoviesforher.com

The Philadelphia Trans Health Conference and a Look at Trans Porn!

2009-06-16T11:33:03-05:00

Last Friday I spent the day hanging out at the 8th Annual Philadelphia Trans-Health Conference and got my learn on about all the new medical and health info going on in the transgender community. This conference is near and dear to my heart and I’ve been either attending or volunteering for a bunch of years. This year I was lucky enough to not only go to learn, but to also preach the porno gospel and hand out free 30-minute cards for HotMoviesForHer.com.

While I was super excited to pass out our cards and turn people on to great porno, I wasn’t quite sure how it would go over. I mean, we are HotMoviesForHer.com, so what about all the people I wanted to talk to that don’t identify as her? I certainly didn’t want to make anyone uncomfortable. And the fact is that we have some of the most awesome female-to-male trans porn that’s on the market and more hot queer porn than you can shake a stick at!

Well, turns out I just need to quiet my buzzing Virgo brain more often, because no one gives a crap about a name when you are giving them access to free hot porn. We could be called BirdSharkFishButt.com and folks would still come a-running at the mere mention of hot queer humping. That said, everyone that I spoke with was super excited about HotMoviesForHer and what we have to offer. Maybe it’s because I’m such an awesome salesgal or maybe porn just sells itself (more likely), but I was out of cards by the time I left for the evening. And had the promise of a few emails on their way asking me for movie suggestions.

I also spent the day going to a bunch of different workshops on all sorts of topics, including Queering Genderqueer (looking at the gender spectrum in a way that includes every identity and presentation of gender/androdgyny out there), creating positive and educational media images for the trans community, working with trans youth, and an awesome kinky sex and trans bodies presentation, which was super informative and definitely HOTTT!

At the end of the kink workshop they asked for annoucements and stuff like that, so of course I got up and let everyone know that I have a bunch of free porn minutes and to come see me. Like I said above, I got to talk to a bunch of rad people about queer porn and the kinds of hot hot movies we have to offer. That said, I wanted to make sure that all our readers/viewers know about all the amazing queer and trans porn

we have on HotMoviesForHer.com!

Read the reast of this post on HotMoviesForHer.com to learn all about our awesome queer and trans porn!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

HotMoviesForHer: Humpday Link Love!

2009-06-10T13:56:44-05:00

Happy Humpday! Welcome back to the mid-week stretch. It finally stopped downpouring here and I know I, for one, could not be happier about that. Unfortunately this is the only nice day until Saturday, so I know I have to make this Link Love extra amazing to get us (or at least me) through ’til the next sunny day. Good thing I journeyed to the end of the internet to search out as many hot links as I could find. What can I say, I take my Humpday responsibilities very seriously. Alright, let’s get to it!

- Birds do it, bees do it… and even the littlest bug do it! Sundance’s Green Porno helped us get all the details, but now see the actual insects gettin’ busy. Not all that far off from us really. (via WorldSexNews)

- Jezebel asks the age old question: What internet search doesn’t bring up porn these days? “Floral china patterns” and “puppies” top the list. Guess they Google forgot to list this in their results. Sigh, my faith in the Goog is dwindling.

- If I really needed ANOTHER reason to covet the iPhone, now you can ‘massage yourself’ with four different vibration patterns! At least I can send picture texts. Who’s jealous now, huh? (via Babeland Blog

)

- Hot Chicks With Stormtroopers. I don’t think I need to say anything else. (via io9)

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Look What's New Over At HotMoviesForHer.com!

2009-06-09T10:22:14-05:00

Did you know that HotMovies4Her updates with new posts everyday? Well, we do! And it's not only movie reviews, we give sex tips, review sex toys, interview porn stars and blog all the time about anything and everything going on in the sex world.

New on HM4H in the last few days:

Movie reviews for:
"Women In Cell Block 7"
"Tristan Taormino’s Ultimate Guide To Anal Sex For Women"
"Amateur Angels 22"
"Crash Pad Series - Episode 11: Dallas & Vai"
and more

We also interviewed Trannywood Picture's Ian Sparks

and got the dirt on exactly how dirty hot he is (very!). Check out out 20 Questions Interviews.

Sex Tips! Start at the bottom and get to know your bottom with J.D. Bauchery and her anal 101.

New toy reviews include Sliquid Organics Natural Gel Lube, Frenzy - 60 Stories of Sudden Sex erotica book, the Hitachi Magic Wand and Shunga Chocolate Sauce (yum!)

And don't forget about our awesome contest! Thanks to our friends at Babeland.com, we’re giving away the perfect accessory to your summer time trysts - the iLusting Vibrator.

So now you’re probably wondering how you can win it… All you need to do is leave us a comment on this post (MUST comment on original post!) explaining how you would take advantage of the nice weather and this vibe and we’ll include you in our raffle.

PLUS, if you follow us on twitter and retweet the following after commenting, you’ll earn an extra raffle ticket and increase your chances of winning:

RT @HotMovies4Her is giving away an iLusting thanks to @Babeland_Toys check it out http://tinyurl.com/mbjfxp

Unfortunately, the contest is limited to our readers who live within the continental US. Sorry. Only comments left before noon (east coast time) this Friday, June 12 will be included in our drawing.

Check out all these wonderful posts and more at www.hotmoviesforher.com

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery!

Sex Tips! Starting At The Bottom: An Intro to Anal Play, Part 1

2009-06-08T15:41:35-05:00

As I mentioned a couple of time in the last week, I facilitated a workshop on anal play for a local sex toy store. Not only did the workshop go wonderfully, the people that attended had awesome questions to ask. It was a great help to have questions asked to make sure that all their fears and needs were being met and discussed, but it also showed me how very much people want to know specifics about sex and have no way of getting the info unless they are given it. Ok, sure, they can go online and look it up, but does that mean they will be getting accurate, non-judgemental sex information? Not necessarily.

So, thanks to all the awesome questions I recieved, I decided to offer up my workshop handout to HM4Her readers to make sure that you guys are getting the best of the best when it comes to sex education. This info will be cut into two parts - there is a lot to learn and I want to make sure I have enough room to get it all out!

What what in the butt, let’s get to it and start at the bottom!

To begin, I thought it would be good to talk about why people have anal sex. The simple reason: because it feels good! Ok, sure it feels good, but there’s more than just that. The butt is a totally overlooked orifice that is rich in nerve endings and lots of tissue that is just waiting to be stimulated and excited. Because anal sex has such a taboo around it, the whole experience can feel naughtier and more risque, which can make it even hotter to some people. Plus, it can take a lot of trust when it comes to a taboo experience, so some people consider anal sex to be more intimate and only want to it explore it with that extra special someone. No matter how you view anal sex, it can be an exciting and pleasurable experience. As anal sex expert Tristan Taormino says: an emotionally charged act + a super sensitive spot fill of nerve endings = amazing orgasms! Can you go wrong with that?

Fears

Anal sex can be intimidating or scary to some people, especially if they’ve heard stereotypes or negative experiences from other people.

Here is a list of a few stereotypes and fears that we came up with in the workshop:

- You can damage your butt and have to wear diapers.
- If you like anal sex and you are a guy, it means you’re gay.
- You might have to deal with poop.
- Anal sex hurts really bad and I always will.
- Your ass is only an exit.

With all the stigmas and stereotypes, no wonder so many people have so many hang ups about anal sex! By the end of this Anal 101, I will adress all of these issues/stereotypes and try to put our fears to rest.

Read the rest of this entry on HotMoviesForHer.com

xoxo
J.D. Bauchery

Summer Lustin’ - Had Me a Blast: A Sex Toy Contest From HotMoviesForHer.com and Babeland!

2009-06-08T10:46:03-05:00

It’s getting hot outside, and I don’t know about you, but there’s something about the summer that really does it for this me. As girls wear less and less clothing, I find myself engaging in my favorite of the seven deadly sins - lust - more and more.

Nice weather also means making out all over the place. Of course, by “making out” I mean a lot of different (and often dirtier) things, but I don’t think I have to go into great detail. If you’re also a fan of getting it on anywhere but the bedroom all summer long, we’ve got quite a treat for you.

Thanks to our friends at Babeland.com, we’re giving away the perfect accessory to your summer time trysts - the iLusting Vibrator. Most importantly for my purposes, it’s waterproof, so you can take it to the beach, pool or outdoors during a warm rain shower. It’s also rechargeable, phthalate-free and offers 3 speeds and 5 vibe patterns.

So now you’re probably wondering how you can win it… All you need to do is leave us a comment on this post (the original HM4Her post) explaining how you would take advantage of the nice weather and this vibe and we’ll include you in our raffle.

PLUS, if you follow us on twitter and retweet the following after commenting, you’ll earn an extra raffle ticket and increase your chances of winning:

RT @HotMovies4Her is giving away an iLusting thanks to @Babeland_Toys check it out http://tinyurl.com/mbjfxp

Unfortunately, the contest is limited to our readers who live within the continental US. Sorry. Only comments left before noon (east coast time) this Friday, June 12 will be included in our drawing.

Again: You MUST comment from the original post to be in the running.

Good Luck!

xoxo
-HotMoviesForHer.com

We’re Here, We’re Queer! Happy LGBT Pride Month!

2009-06-02T16:31:43-05:00

As sad as we were to see Masturbation Month come to an end, National LGBT Pride Month is here and we are super excited! Back in 2000, Bill Clinton declared June as Pride Month to remember the Stonewall Riots, which are considered the start of the gay rights movement. And yesterday, the first of June, President Obama officially proclaimed June 2009 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month and called upon the people of the United States to “turn back discrimination and prejudice everywhere it exists.” Woohoo!

In celebration of queers everywhere, I thought I’d pass on some of my favorite Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender (and queer

!) movies to help kick off the month right!

Now, in no certain order, a few of my favies

xoxo
J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

HM4Her Boxers Giveaway on Essin-Em.com

2009-05-28T12:34:19-05:00

Our old friend (and former HM4Her blogger) Essin’ Em is having a giveaway! Before we went out to Dinah Shore 2009 and passed them all out, we send Essin’ Em a few pairs of our fabulous I heart Girl Porn boxers (pictured above) and a bunch of free mintue cards to give to her blog goers. Well, the time has come!

Just head over to the Giveaway post at EssinEm.com and leave a comment with:

a) Your favorite “adult” movie on HMFH, and why you like it

b) Why you like porn

c) Which size you’d like to win (I have M and XXL up for grabs)

Make sure you enter with an accurate email. Bonus points if you agree to send me a picture of you in the boxers if you win!

As I have to pay shipping, must be a US resident, or agree to pay international postage.

Deadline: May 31st, 11:59pm MST.Remember, you MUST go to the original giveaway post and leave a comment to be in the running. You can’t just post here, though we would love for you to say “hi” anyway!

These are the last two pairs of ‘I heart Girl Porn’ boxers that do not have a home! We have none leftover from Dinah, so this is the only way to score this awesome HM4Her freebie.

Good Luck!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery

www.hotmoviesforher.com

Marilyn Chambers - Cause of Death Follow Up

2009-05-20T16:57:38-05:00

Photo via L.A. Times

An autopsy has revealed that porn legend Marilyn Chambers, who was found dead in her trailer home last month at age 57, had died of natural causes (an aneurysm, to be specific).

The notable 1970s star made her way to the adult screen in 1972, with Behind the Green Door, one of the most famous porn movies of it’s time. Before getting dirty, Chambers was the queen of clean, with her picture gracing the side of the Ivory Snow soap box, which ended up causing quite the controversy when her pure image went porno. And we can’t forget the mention her political bid as the Person Choice Party’s candidate for the 2004 presidental election! As we said when we found out about her passing - Marilyn Chambers will be missed.

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Top Five Tuesday - Pop Culture Porn

2009-05-19T10:39:27-05:00

Porn is becoming more and more mainstream. Today’s stars have more crossover appeal than ever and I it’s never been less taboo to talk about porno in “mixed company.” Of course, that doesn’t mean that it’s ok to leave a copy of Weird Fuckin’ Sex Volume #6 - Quivering Sphincters out on the coffee table as a conversation starter when Grandma’s coming over for tea, but I think people are opening up about their viewing habits.

Today’s list features five movies that people are likely to have heard of at some point. No one knows why Kim Kardashian is famous, but we all know she made a porno!

Amy Fisher Caught On Tape: How could we ever forget about Amy Fisher? She landed in jail for shooting Joey Buttafuoco’s wife in the face back in 1992, but now she’s back and she’s fucking on camera! There are a ton of psuedo-celebrity porno’s I could have featured, but I’m giving Ms. Fisher a shout out on the blog for owning up to shooting a porno. Don’t believe any “celebrity” who pretends to be embarrassed - they filled out a mountain of paperwork and cashed a big check!

To see the rest of the list, check out HotMoviesForHer.com!

- The Porn Librarian
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Top Five Tuesday - Masturbating Men

2009-05-12T13:51:19-05:00

May is masturbation month and while we’ve been talking at lengths about female masturbation (of course, we’re a women’s porn site!), we haven’t forgotten than guys stroke the snake too. Jerking off is totally hot, as well as really important in helping people figure out what they like, and even as someone who doesn’t get horizontal with the menfolk, I still love to watch a good penis pumping wank session as much as anyone else. I know that there are plenty of ladies that are with me on that one, so I decided to make today’s Top Five Tuesday all about the boys and feature my favorite guy solo scenes and movies. Lights, camera… action!

To check out the top five male masturbation movies, head over to HotMoviesForHer.com!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Happy Mother’s Day From HotMoviesForHer!

2009-05-08T17:56:41-05:00

Happy Mother’s Day from HotMoviesForHer! Sure we’re a bunch of smut peddlin’ pervs, but we also daughters of rockin’ ladies who deserve all the best for raising their gals to be sex positive, sexually aware women. For that, we hold Mother’s Day to the highest regard and want to celebrate the best way we know how… with porn!

When it comes to mixing moms and porn the conversation is a tricky one. It’s impossible for us to say which movies are “mom-friendly” because for every mom who wants to watch a Candida Royalle flick, there’s one who’s clicking on the newest Belladonna (also a mom!) movie. All women - yes, even moms - have different tastes to what they like to watch, and who are we to say that you can’t like the raunchiest hardcore out there just because you are a lady? Or because you happened to have raised a few rugrats?

That said, we decided to create a list of movies for moms that may not have much experiences with the porno. An ease you both in approach for those of you who aren’t comfortable encouraging your mom to watch Cum Whores 1 Million… even if your mom secretly has the first 999,999 Cum Whore volumes. Because women’s sexuality has been supressed for so long, some of our older generations haven’t been exposed to the awesomeness that is porn made specifically for women. These are a few hot movies for her to help introduce mom to the best of what porn has to offer.

Go to HotMoviesForHer to check out the whole list of movies and toys!

xoxo
-J.D. Bauchery
www.hotmoviesforher.com

Did you enter Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree?

2009-05-05T14:19:30-05:00

Just a reminder that we’re the guest judge’s for this week’s giveaway from Sextoys.com! If you haven’t heard of Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree yet, you need to head over to the site and learn all about it. I mean, do you really want to miss the chance to win $1,000 worth of sex toys!

This week, we’re picking the list that’s we think has the Sexiest Toys for Women and the lucky winner will receive the Tantus Acute.

- www.hotmoviesforher.com