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R-e-s-p-e-c-t

I have the most amazing step-kids. Ever. The more time I have spent googling step-parents, step-moms, step-anything and everything I have realized that a lot of the material out there focuses on what happens when the kids can't or don't relate to you as a step-parent or if they are disobedient or blatantly rude to you and how YOU can handle it. A lot of the information is based on the step-parent taking a step back, letting the natural parent provide the discipline and being the one to make most, if not all, major decisions.
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The Age of Difference

by futureblackmail at 6:30am Fri, 31 Jul 2009 under Mommy & Family, funny, Starbucks, daughter, stepson, gender loyalties; 64 views
The other day, I thought about the many ways I have changed in the 10 months since my stepson has been with us. Prior to him coming to live with us, I was the Mom of a 5 year old girly girl. I was the Mom of a little girl who had just started Kindergarten and I was a Mom who was learning this whole school thing as I went. I was routine at it's finest. Then. I was dropped into the middle of teenage-dom. I was facing a 13 year old in middle school - and he's a boy!
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Stress Management Savings Cards

We stopped by the grocery store for ground sirloin to grill out burgers. ALL we needed was ground sirloin. FAIL. And furthermore - does this really look like $67 worth of food?
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Free DNA

by futureblackmail at 5:06am Thu, 25 Jun 2009 under gross, DNA, strip club, chairs; 49 views
I pass this strip club everyday, to and from work. It looks as though they've recently remodeled the inside of their establishment, which apparently includes the addition of new chairs.
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Birth Story

With it being Baby Week, I thought I'd share my daughter's birth story with you. You know damn well, it wasn't without humor - these things seem to follow me everyone. It all started in a little place I like to call Mammoth Cave - Mammoth Cave, KY people - not the other mammoth cave. Remember, I haven't had the babe at this point - it's still of the non-mammothed size.
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