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The Virtual Baby Shower Dear Readers, It’s cold in Portland and Haley has been hibernating with a dude all weekend. I tell you this to explain why you’re only hearing from me at the moment. Haley is too busy having sex to write her normal Sunday night post. She assures me that Monday is a new day and she “has a ton of good stuff to write.” Some of you may be thinking, Elaine, you sound jealous. That’s pathetic. Hate the game not the player. Well, to be honest, I am a bit jealous. While Haley spent the day “experimenting,” I was at a five-hour baby shower.

www.girlgonechild.com 1. Become a better dresser. Be one of those women (Like Haley) who has her own sense of style and accessorizes. 2. Actually find something I want to buy at a vintage clothing shop. Why am I the only person who can never find anything second hand? Rock the vintage jewelry look, something I’ve never been able to pull off. 3. Successfully cook a homemade meal for husband that does not involve a crock-pot. 4. Find a mom friend who likes to have fun

www.girlgonechild.com My husband is not Jewish and we spend Christmas at his parent's home in another state. The following is an email I sent to my friend on how I saved Christmas this year. Hope you find it amusing. Warning, site is not for the easily offended. How Elaine Saved Christmas Haley, We just got back in town. Our holiday with the in-laws was very nice. Baby G got lots of good stuff, I drank wine and Nathan was able to relax and hang out with some non-Jews for once.