1. Why do teenager boys walk and hold onto their crotch? Are they worried it’s going to vanish? 2. Why does my washing machine eat only one of a set of socks and never the whole set? I would think two would taste better than one. 3. Why does the cat meow to come in and then when I open the door she just stands on the threshold in indecision? 4. Why do men like to go outside to pee in the woods with the dogs? What is wrong with peeing in the toilet like the upright humans they are? Actually, scratch this one, I’m just jealous I can’t do that.