Wear you, wear you, in the houseWear you, wear you, will my spouse.Through the mall and on a ship,In a sling or by my hip.At a party, in the kitchen.Babywearing sure is bitchin'. Wear you, wear you, here or thereI will wear you everywhere. Auntie wears you in a pack,Daddy wears you on his back.Mommy wears you where you'll fit,Standing up, or when I sit.Snuggled close up to my chest,Babywearing is the best. Wear you, wear you, here or thereI will wear you everywhere.  

5:00AM: Doggie diarrhea spotted under high chair. 5:30AM: Screaming JJ wakes to a remarkably full diaper. Fortunately, no leakage. 7:00AM: Catch a whiff of something foul when lifting Casey out of his booster seat. Giant poo log goes rocketing out of his shorts when attempting to change. Poo everywhere.