Blogging & The "F" Word
By HaBarb on July 17, 2012
In Scrabble, the letter “F” merits a respectable four points. There are only two “F” tiles in the game set, which makes the number of words you can form with the letter “F” relatively limited.
In the real world, the “F” word is everywhere.
In the evolution of the English language, when did “Oh, darn!” become “Oh, Fu#!” What happened to “friggin?” When did “fudge” deteriorate into “Fu#!”?
When did “take the F train” become “take the ‘Fu#!-ing’ train?”
When did dropping the F-bomb so casually become the status quo?
“F” used to convey a meaning of failure. A rude, red “F” on a spelling quiz or a math exam would elicit disappointment, or at the least – some extra homework. Now, “F” means “Fantastic! Fabulous! Good effort! You’re gifted.“
Thank you, Adam Mansbach for your mega bestseller, “Go The F**k To Sleep.”
I’m writing a new book entitled “Stop hurling the “F” word every five seconds because you’re coarsening the language and culture. Plus it’s often lazy and boring!”
At some point, talking like a truck driver became cooler than driving a truck. But like carbon emissions, sulfur dioxide, and lead, “F” contributes to air pollution.
We expect a copious use of the “F” word from sailors, soldiers, pimps, graffiti artists, New Jersey housewives, Vice Presidents, and F-list stand-up comics, but not from respected bloggers with parenting sites who are role models?
Ten year old daughter: “Mommy uses the “F” word on her blog!”
Hubs (to Mom): “You do?”
Mom: “No, of course not. Well, sometimes, but -”
Daughter: “You shouldn’t say ‘butt’ either.”
Mom: “Sweetheart, I’m a writer. I have poetic license.”
Daughter: “I saw the “F” word twice on your last post.”
Hubs: “Great. I hope my parents don’t read your blog.”
Daughter: “And she says it on Twitter ALL the time!”
Mom: “Well, you know, everyone else does it…”
Daughter: “In CAPS. On Twitter. That’s like yelling it.”
Mom: “It’s for dramatic effect. I’m using the vernacular. Look it up, honey.”
Daughter: “In the dictionary?”
Mom: “Just Google it. V-E-R-”
Daughter: “Never mind, Mommy. Fu#!” it!”
Is it merely a matter of taste and style? Probably. What do YOU think?