What's the Big Deal About Sports?

I am American, born and raised in this country, and yet I am not a sports fan. Some of you will find this hard to believe and are already writing letters to the government, asking for my citizenship to be revoked.And yet I feel about sports the way that Dorothy Parker felt about skiing: "Skiing is very difficult and none of my business." Big sports is none of my business....more

Don't Let Your Great Ideas Get Away

Here's the one thing you need to do in 2017: You need to write everything down. Write down the great ideas you have in the middle of the night, the plots to novels, the blueprints for inventions, the obvious next steps for launching ourselves into fabulous careers and simultaneously solving the problems of the universe.While most of these will not make sense in the morning, to have a record of them is both fascinating and hilarious....more

Don't Let Your Great Ideas Get Away

Here's the one thing you need to do in 2017: You need to write everything down. Write down the great ideas you have in the middle of the night, the plots to novels, the blueprints for inventions, the obvious next steps for launching ourselves into fabulous careers and simultaneously solving the problems of the universe.While most of these will not make sense in the morning, to have a record of them is both fascinating and hilarious....more

How to change your husband

What prompted the post? My husband Don who in over 31 years has never called in sick at work for more than a day, (faithful, hard working accolades here) just returned to work after a 3 day cold from H_ll. One of his love languages is acts of service, need I say more? Good thing men do not have babies, Aay" ladies.How to change your husband,...more

The Real Friend's List: The List of Friends Every Woman Really Has

We’ve all heard of the list of friends every woman should have or needs in their life. But what about the friends that every woman actually has?...more

Stuff Bloggers Say (To Photographers)

Let's be clear, I'm not here to throw shade. I am not a tall ass Palm Tree. ...more

My Sun Sign Brings All the Boys to Uranus

That's right.Today is my birthday. I am "waxes my lady parts the same day I pluck my chin" old....more

The Five Safe Things Left To Talk About

What do you consider a safe yet intriguing topic for conversation? Does such a thing still exist? We seem to be living in a world so fraught, so divided, so tense and so eager to engage in belligerence instead of banter that we have more or less forfeited our willingness to address with respect and civility those whose opinions oppose ours....more

With Apologies to Dr. Seuss....and, well - Everyone

I need you to know that I vandalized a picture of The Grinch and Cindy Lou Who for this. I photoshopped that spiky head thing from Lady Liberty herself onto Cindy's head. Then I changed his skin to orange and then I had to go bathe in holy water say some hail Mary's even though I'm not religious because you do not fuck around with Dr. Seuss....more
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