12 ways to annoy your six year old boy

So six year old boys can be kind of annoying.  It's just the way it is, just the facts of life.  And of course, if it's your six year old, you love him to pieces.  You wouldn't trade him for anything in the world.  You would walk through fire for him.  He is your world and your everything.  But that doesn't mean he's not annoying sometimes. So isn't it about time to fight back?...more

Throw It Out, Not Up!

I just threw away a dozen perfectly good eggs.  Perfectly good according to Dr. Oz.  Perfectly capable of causing illness according to me.  The eggs were one day past the sell-by date, and, in Dr....more

Taste in Men: 30:30 Somethings

When we discuss the beauty of relationships, we typically describe them in terms of good or bad. But as a woman who’s dated many men and married none, how about considering them in the range of taste buds? That's what I ponder in this Taste in Men post....more

My Bernese Mountain Dog is on the Wonder Bra diet!

This photo may be a little too much {too much sharing, not cup size}.  But, this is what I recently found on my closet floor.  Apparently, my Bernese Mountain dog, Owen,  loves a good 32A under wire bra from Victoria Secret as a mid-day snack....more
lol I caught my three dogs playing tug of war with the youngest child's VS bra. Bras are great ...more

The Bitch Of My Resting Face

Do you want to talk?’ ‘Are you mad at me?’ ‘Did you try some prunes?’ ‘Are you riding the crimson wave?’ ‘Christ on a cracker she’s in a foul mood - RUN!’ ‘What a bitch.’In my lifetime I’ve heard many of these comments (except the last one because most people think my being a curmudgeon is adorable). They come from well-meaning people who want to help and up their karmic score at the same time. The thing is, there is usually nothing wrong. These people just had a glimpse of my…‘resting face’, also known as ‘Bitchy Resting Face’....more

DIY BBQ? Who Travels with a Grill?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,Recently I've noticed a disturbing trend with my friends and acquaintances. They invite me to a party at their home, but ask me to bring my own drinks, chairs, cups, snacks and meat....more
I basically agree with you. However, I'm sure that you've noticed a trend where everyone has ...more


I know this is overshare, but I’m having a Colonoscopy tomorrow.  The test is long overdue as it’s been at least 15 years and I am 57 now.  I was suppose to eat light yesterday, which I did, and today, well it’s Jello (any color but red), chicken broth and water.  ...more


Have you ever thought about what picture you would want to see of yourself on a “Missing Person” or “Person of Interest” poster?  Don’t think me morbid, it’s just another bizarre thought that recently popped into my head so I decided to share....more


I'm so glad your blogging ! You crack me up ! xomore