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Glass Slippers Just Show Our Nasty Feet to Everyone

Glass slippers (Shutterstock)

Lets remember how smashed up our toes get in a pair of normal shoes. We don't see it and neither does anyone else, so we don't care. Now remember that glass doesn't breathe at all. So what we have are perfectly visible, smashed up, sweaty feet. Now this is what we are supposed to wear out with our dream man to dance on? Oh, come off it. Cinderella's fairy god mother was a sadist.  Read more >

Kissing Frogs and Updating 'The List'

Princess Frog

In one of the greatest movies the 90s gave us, Singles, Bridget Fonda speaks to her ex-boyfriend/bestie about her "List." Like many women, she'd made a list of what her dream guy would be like. Over the years, she shortened it to just one thing -- what she wanted a guy to say when she sneezed.  Read more >

Why You’re Not Married And Don’t Give A $#^*

After my divorce, I married myself.

In February of this year, Tracy McMillan wrote a blog post listing six reasons why so many women who want a husband are still unmarried. The post, which went viral, resulted in a book deal. Now there's talk of a TV show. This is my rebuttal.  Read more >

It Is Stupidly Expensive to Be a Bridesmaid

Bridesmaid

I've been a bridesmaid, um, five or six times? And I've been a romantic-piece-of-writing-maybe-Kahlil-Gibran-or-Bible-verse reader many, many more times. I much prefer being a reader. You want to know why? It costs thousands to be today's bridesmaid. Seriously.  Read more >