TMS: The Target Marketing Scheme Strikes Again

I was at Target yesterday doing my weekly rounds when I heard a conversation that was the epitome of the Target marketing suction that gets you to spend way too much time and money in that place.  Luci and I were browsing the Dollar Spot, looking for something to waste her only dollar on, when two 20-something ladies came strolling over. ...more
Yep. That pretty much happened to me today. I bought the biggest toy dump truck I'd ever seen, ...more

I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka

Dear Mouthy Housewives, My three-year-old just suddenly started the very gross habit of sucking on his shirt. Like all the time. He has never had sensory issues or anything like that. Should I worry? Or is it just a phase? Signed, Worried MotherSucker...more
Haha.  My son sucks on the corners of his lovey (a small blanket type thing with an animal head ...more

Dear Internet People: Stop Being So Gullible

Is being gullible a requirement to being an American citizen?...more
AnnieJ1215  Very true! It amazes me that some people believe reality TV. Most of it is just paid ...more

Snow!

I’ve got out of the bed this morning and wondered. “Did it snow!” I felt like a child wanting a snow day so I could stay at home in the bed and do nothing.  But, I’m a mom.  We don’t do those kinda things, right? “Yes! It snowed. No! Still have to go to work.”...more

Swag Alert: Six Things That Will ROCK YOUR WORLD!

I've pulled together six of my favorite finds and put them online for all the world to see. It's my gift to you, moms... Hope you enjoy! **Click image to view article**...more

MicroBlog Hint Humor #5

MicroBlog Hint Humor #5Green Eggs...more

Dollar Shave Club Suspects That I Have A Funky Bathroom - 5 Prehistoric Spring Cleaning Finds

I need to start this out by dwelling on the fact that Dollar Shave Club reached out to me to do this post....more
There is a proper noun for people who clear out bathroom miniatures in hotel rooms! I can't ...more

My First Liebster! Woo Hoo!

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Never Trust a Fart - and 21 Things You Need to Know at Midlife

Get a bra fitting - be amazed and fascinated at what your true size is! Believe me, I thought I was in the 34's until recently. Denial is a river in Egypt.2. Get a brow job and makeover- Sephora is your new best friend....more

When your youngest turns 18...

"Let me see. If Adam is turning 18 today, and  I was X  when he was born. Then X  + 18 = my age now.""Really? I'm only X  + 18?"(Foolishly, I had been adding a year to that since my birthday in August. I'm not as old as I thought? ... I better double check my math.)"If this is 2014, and I was born in 19_ _; then 2000 - 19_ _ = _ _+ 14 = how old I will be in August. Not now. I've been saying I already was X  + 18 + 1!"...more

Look Out Below! Bird Poop Stories 2.0

If you read my original bird poop inspired post, this post will make total sense.  If not, let me fill you in on all the details:  I posted about bird poop and this is a follow up....more

Thinking About Starting A Family? Remember THIS!

When I lived alone, my biggest concern was stepping on a piece of glass from an empty beer bottle that missed the trash can after a late night booze fest with friends....more