White and Gold or Blue and Black? The Great Dress Debate

I woke up this morning to the great Dress Debate, or #DressGate, or as it's trending on Twitter, #TheDress....more
Well this is weird.  Every time I see this dress at first it is while and gold, THEN when I take ...more

Can I Really Break Up With My Belly Ring?

Dear belly ring,I’m breaking up with you. I’m sorry. It’s been a good run. Twelve years to be exact....more
JoulesDellinger 34 is not too old. No age is too old but you can be too young. Like a toddler ...more

Why Would You Ride With Someone Who's Been Drinking?

Dear Mouthy Housewives,I love my friends, but they always drink too much when we go out. ...more
My friends and I hire local teenagers to be the DD when we all go out. I used to be younger ...more

It's Not About the Dress

My office is like your office. We were talking about The Dress on Friday.(No matter how you look at it, it’s still just a dress.)...more

"Shake It Off"

With the good weather looming I am increasingly aware of the physical shape that I am in this winter. It’s not my best. So, I had to move the exercise line on my “to-do” list further up toward the top of the list....more

The Trouble With Mommy Blogs

I have a confession to make… and it has the potential to be both scandalous and life altering, if you don’t mind me over-stating the obvious. I mean… when have my confessions not been scandalous and life altering? Please. It’s the entire reason you read this blog, amiright?Ahem.Anyway, my confession is this:I kind of, sort of, really, truly hate….Mommy Blogs....more

15 Thoughts When On A Group Text Message

We are all a part of at least one.Maybe we started it.Maybe we were added to one.But we all have taken part of, in one way or another, a group text message.For the most part, group text messages are great for making plans, sharing a quick story, or checking in on some friends/family. Sometimes, you get added by accident to a text with a bunch of strangers. Sometimes, people are texting just to text....more

I am not an octopus

So did the title make you want to read this.  My day at work was kind of busy.  The nurse we had on the hall was the Director of nursing, and she doesn't normally work as a nurse on our unit.  I was being hit with many questions.  On top of that we short one person.  I am the only one who is regular back there. The other worker was asking me questions about who a person was etc. Residents were asking for coffee or cereal breakfast. The other worker made the comment that I am not a octopus.  Then she said I should blog about it....more

Mommy Wars - The Apocalypse

Bayside, New York, 10:33pm ...more

Just wear one of these and call me in the morning!

Saturday, February 28, 2015...more