Boy With The Handlebar Mustache

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Pilar Clark
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Labor is like bad Chinese, people. But, 10 hours, an epidural, a full-length mirror, a hemorrhage, a herniated belly button, an intern, a handful of chuck pads and an episiotomy got me a 10-lb. 1 oz. turkey boy so deliciously huge, he could have easily grown a handlebar mustache and headed off to college after his first meal.