Cee Lo and I Save the Environment
Do you remember your dreams?
I usually don’t…except the dream where Kiefer left me for Maggie Gyllenhaal. Jerk.
But when I woke up this morning, I actually remembered my dream.
I was standing at the edge of a dock overlooking a lake. In the water next to the dock, was a canoe. And someone was beckoning to me to get into the canoe.
That someone was Cee Lo.
Cee Lo wanted me to get in the canoe with him. Why? Because a canoe ride was going to be our date.
Thoughtsy: But, Cee Lo, I already have a boyfriend. He wouldn’t like me climbing into canoes with other guys. We just don’t have that kind of open relationship.
After a few minutes of back and forth, I was about to walk away from Cee Lo’s outstretched hand when I saw…an otter.
And he was covered in oil. There had been an oil spill in the lake! NOOOOO!
I jumped into the canoe with Cee Lo and ordered him to paddle.
Thoughtsy: Hurry, Cee Lo! We have to save the otter!
What do you think my dream means? I think Kiefer could learn a lesson from my dream: Kiefer, beware of men bearing otters.