Why do we dress our poultry in fetish suits?
I made my turkey breast! Yay! It took a lot longer than the TV chef had said, her's was smaller I guess, while mine was I'm thinking, much more culinary than hers. I know this because I had to remove all these yucky turkey parts, and she didn't. I think they involved turkey procreation and I think some where on its little fetish suit should have come with some sort of warning label mentioning those. I wanted a "G" rated bird and I ended up with a hardcore freak in a fetish suit.
Okay, step one, after I peeled it out of its fetish suit.
All is not lost though! It worked hard, it was a major player in that turkeys life and it was a good life! For real. After it turned in a good days job, it went on to its second job as Soup Stock! The carcass went on to do great things
This soup is so good it cured me of things I didn't even know I had yet! The meat you see there isn't actually the turkey's meat as I was advised against "wasting" it on soup - which was actually the right choice. The meat is from a whole chicken - the worlds smallest chicken and yes, ladies, I chopped up that little bitch up without cutting off any of my fingers - I had been warming up for this, but I manged to keep all my original parts. I also was able to use tomatoes I froze summer before last and a handful of pepper slices.
And what was left Turkey after the soup? Almost nothing.