I have been a hair designer for 25 years and have never come across stories about the things clients will say to you.......or funny things that happen at the salon. For example....when I first started behind a chair, inexperienced, scared, nervous and worried, I had to show the girls I could do hair. Client #1. Poor thing. First came the introduction, then the consultation and then the shampoo.......all was going well until I rinsed the shampoo out of her hair. The nozzle on the hose broke off and the hose is waving through the air...water everywhere AND its making the smoke detector go off. All I really needed to do was turn off the water. Five firetrucks later, the firemen ask where the fire is and my new boss says "ask her" as he points to me laughing hysterically. Stll makes me laugh.