Cretin News: John Mark Karr’s Fiancee

Brooke Simmons Gazes Adoringly at John Mark Karr

Just when one thinks it surely isn’t possible for people to sink to yet lower levels of stupidity and/or naivete, along comes Ms. Brooke Simmons of Louisiana to prove us wrong. The attractive 23-year-old is engaged to publicity whore John Mark Karr, whom we all recall as that very strange man who claimed to have been with child beauty queen JonBenét Ramsey when she was murdered.



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