Or, the ways my doula scared the shit out of me. Ok, that's an exaggeration. She didn't scare me. But there were several things that I didn't even know should be considerations in the birthing process that made me go, "WHAT? That can HAPPEN?" And, I warn you now, not everything here is pretty. And, I'm not very technical here, so if you want more specific information, ask your doctor. Or Google it. Because everything on the Internet is correct....more
I wanna get my hur did.
I haven't had my hair cut, styled, and/or colored since BEFORE I got pregnant with Athena. We're talking over 3 years ago. I haven't been able to put my finger on what has been bothering me about my looks latetly, and I think this is it.
I want a complete overhaul. I can't do anything medically about my now thin hair until after Zofia comes out, so I thought a good cut and color may help for the time being.
So what's the view on coloring your hair when pregnant?
As Told to Mona by Mike, Her Husband
I’d like to tell you I’m sharing this story in the hopes that one other guy will read it and feel more fully informed or that the subject will be somehow demystified. But the truth is, I need to write about it to process it myself.
The tadpole party is over! I had a vasectomy today.
There is a lot of stuff to think about when you're having a baby.
Will I have a boy or a girl? Do we have enough onesies? Is that how the crib is supposed to be set up? Do I really need a Diaper Genie?
There's even more stuff to think about once you've had the baby.
How am I going to get this child to sleep through the night? Why can't I get her to burp? Is he latching on correctly? What on earth is that rash?!
And so it is official - the nursery decorating is in progress! The plan is this: my super handy dad is going to install white wainscoting around the lower half of the walls. The upper half will be stripes that are 6" pale pink and 12" a nice, calming green. I know, nothing that hasn't been done before, but I'm excited. ...more
The mucus plug, that bloody knob of indeterminate viscosity but certain significance, stared up at me from the toilet bowl. It’s been almost exactly six years and I still wish I’d made a movie of me bending down to take a closer look, straightening up with 10 months’ worth of stiffness, hands on my hard-to-see knees, and muttering, Holy shit. It seemed like a cinematic moment at the time. ...more
Your father and I were making a point of ignoring the Super Bowl, watching five back-to-back episodes of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and then a few Larry Sanders shows, the first ones I’d seen, long overdue. You were three days “late.” You’d been due on Friday, but I wanted to be macho so I drove downtown to a Happy Hour with grad school friends at the Lion’s Nest. I didn’t expect to be back to work on Monday; the doctor would insist on inducing that day if you didn’t show up....more