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The Hardest Stage of Parenting Is...

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The hardest stage of parenthood is when your children are newborns. All they do is eat and poop and cry and they can't do anything for themselves. You are certain you will never sleep again.  Read more >

My Toddler Lies: What Was Your First Lie?

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My son says that his sister has a poopy diaper, when in fact it is his diaper that needs a changing in a very big way. I Googled lying and toddlers and discovered that lying starts very early on; it's a pretty brilliant way to get around in your world and it's pretty savvy that my boy doesn't blame the obvious smell on his dad or the dog -- or me. So now I'm trying to think of the earliest I remember lying and I know I lied as a child.  Read more >

Help! My Son is a Vampire!

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Dear Mouthy Housewives,My (almost) 2-year-old has started biting recently. So far only my shoulder and his brother's cheeks have been recipients, but I want to bite this in the butt (pun intended) before he bites again.Sincerely, Mom of a Vampire________________________________Credit Image:Jason Wilson via Flickr Dear Mom of a Vampire,  Read more >

Dining Out with a Toddler? 10 Tips to Keep You Sane

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Face it: Americans love to eat out. I think the economy would have tanked long, long ago if it weren’t for the restaurant industry. That’s why we owe it to our children, the future of our country, to encourage the support of our eating establishments. Thus the suggestions below which were gleaned from years of embarrassing dining experiences, both with my toddler grandchildren and with my own kids long, long ago. DISCLAIMER: These are only suggestions. Pleasant results are not guaranteed.  Read more >

One Mom's Dispatch from The Land of Not Okay

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Hello Land of Okay,You may not remember us. Or maybe you do remember us and wonder why we don't come to visit more often. Or maybe you don't know us well enough to realize that we've moved.  Read more >