The Punk and the Punked

The Anonymous Source — Mon, 27 Mar 2006 04:00:02 -0600

Who has it worse? The Punk or the punked?

If you are a media analyst who is NOT Howard Kurtz, you tend to pity the punked.

If you are a friendof the punk, who is now as red of face as you are red of state
, you defend both the punk and the mother of the punk.

If you are an enemy of the punk,
you seem to think you know something about the supposed link between home schooling, parenting and the sex drive of the punk.
If that is true, then one has to ask: Does it take a punk to know a punk?

If you are simultaneously a friend, and an enemy, of the punk, you are just thrilled that you are not the one who was punked.

If you are the punk's alter-ego, you actually want to remind the punk that a real Republican is not about the Lord Almighty-but the almighty dollar.

If you are the previous admirers of the punk-the ones who called him 'a rising star' and ' 'the next George Will,' then it's your websites that have us all punked.

If you are the exposersof the punk,
You are simply shocked that it's you-and not the Washington Post's researchers who have uncovered the punk.

And if you have been plagiarized by the punk, then you are the only sick f@&ks to find it flattering to be plagarized by a punk

If you are the employers of those punked, you're reaching out to your media elite friends to cover the asses of those who employ the punked.

But if you are the actual punk, you should know that you have reaped what you have sown. Only a total punk would stoop so low as to insult a black Christian-let alone- THE BLACK CHRISTIAN..

And to you-the the actual one punked, two things when hiring: Know how to Google,
And require proof of a college degree.

For as any of us who have done it know, the actual exercise of college, with its "bureaucracy and bullshit" (note to the punk: this is a process known as 'attribution') is essential training for anyone who is working in the business of original thought and details.

P.S. To the punked, next time, hire Hugh Hewitt, who is a bit of a punk, but an actual conservative/journalist/blogger who is less likely to punk.

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