YES WE CAN -- Be Like Obama

debontherocks — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:12:56 -0500

Obama has been meeting with Clinton's debtors and donors and supporters
and his bundle donors to ask them all to help Hillary with her massive
campaign debt. So now, despite months of hate and slime, we are all one
big family, like the Brady Bunch, and he wants Bobby to pay for
Marsha's nose job.

In the immoral words of Amy Winehouse, I say "No, No, No." The Clintons
are fine financially, never doubt that, and if they have some bad bills
after running a crazyass campaign, so be it. I've got plenty of bills from my whacky decisions, too. How come Hillary gets money after running her mouth, and when I run mine I get pink slips and invitations to the Maury show? Bailing Hillary out actually seems a lot like bailing Amy Winehouse out, when both could use a little quiet time to think about their years. When did we become No Democratis Debt Left Behind?

I have a better plan. If you want to throw good money after bad, throw
it me. Help me pay down my debt. I'm calling upon all bloggers with more readers than me--so that means all of you--to send me money that you have earned. Even if I've made fun of
you before or called you names or said you remind me of high school and don't deserve your readers and that I would never give you link love-- you could give
me money now and make it all better.

You have a chance, today, to be like Obama. Donate to my debt relief.

You will
have my undying gratitude and willingness to serve as your Secretary of
State.

Your donation is a profound political and spiritual act
towards reconciliation and progress. Like Obama, by donating to me instead of Hillary, you are a visionary, a missionary, and a steamy-hot
attractive person.

You can be like Obama. Make history. Obama:Hillary as You:Me. It's as easy as SAT. Have people give me money, and I will be your friend forever!

Open your Paypal account now and take it over to www.Debontherocks.com. Yes We Can!

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YES WE CAN -- Be Like Obama