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Cop + Sex Toys: OMG

Liz Rizzo — Tue, 13 May 2008 22:07:56 -0500

That's hysterical! I'm glad you got so much of your - ahem - stuff back!

Liz Rizzo

I blog at Everyday Goddess.

stolen sex toys?

Denise — Tue, 13 May 2008 15:35:41 -0500

Ha. That is awesome. And horrible but still, awesome.

Or maybe what's awesome is that you blogged it.

~Denise
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Flamingo House Happenings

At first I didn't think I

no_I_am_zoe — Tue, 13 May 2008 12:03:21 -0500

At first I didn't think I had had any mishaps, and I all I could think of was the story of our toys getting stolen, but then I started to remember...still, the toy thing is probably the most mortifying and funny thing that has ever happened to us.

Naked canoeing

Liz Rizzo — Tue, 13 May 2008 10:10:41 -0500

That *was* so brave! And so funny! :)

Liz Rizzo

I blog at Everyday Goddess.

Well, it didn't exactly

maryrwise — Tue, 13 May 2008 08:14:04 -0500

Well, it didn't exactly happen while we were having sex, but it falls into the category of "Sounds a lot better than it actually is."

I was on a canoe trip with my new boyfriend and a bunch of other folks. We veered off from the rest of the group into a quiet cove, thinking we'd do a little skinny dipping, to be followed by a little slap and tickle. How daring! How romantic!

We shucked off our clothes and hopped out of the canoe into the waist-deep water.

Then we heard the car coming down the forest road. As the park ranger drove by, he saw two people in the water, right next to each other -- except the water was up to the guy's waist and up to the girl's neck. Hmm.

And then we had to get back into the canoe. We hadn't anticipated that it's not exactly easy to clamber back into a canoe in the middle of a cove, especially when you're naked.

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