I am a pioneer dream woman.
Me: Babe, I am every man’s dream.
Alex: Um… yeah….
Me: I’m blonde, I bake bread, and I appreciate video game time. Am I right?
Alex: True…but you are wearing a hoodie.
Me: Yeah, but I’m not wearing a bra.
And that, my friends, is how you win an argument.
Emily is an ex-teacher, ex-obituary writer, and ex-yuppie. She is self-employed as a writer and she's addicted to poetry. Read more at her blog, Our Daily Tales.