I am a pioneer dream woman.

Me: Babe, I am every man’s dream.

Alex: Um… yeah….

Me: I’m blonde, I bake bread, and I appreciate video game time. Am I right?

Alex: True…but you are wearing a hoodie.

Me: Yeah, but I’m not wearing a bra.

And that, my friends, is how you win an argument.

Emily is an ex-teacher, ex-obituary writer, and ex-yuppie. She is self-employed as a writer and she's addicted to poetry. Read more at her blog, Our Daily Tales.



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