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Listening to the table conversation of kids is alternately funny and horrifying.
Marie, Arthur, and Ron are all taking an interminable time to eat their lunches today (we're creeping up on 45 minutes today with no end in sight). And why? Because Arthur lately has been claiming that he has nightmares every night, and he wants to share them. In excruciating detail and at great length.
If he's having nightmares, I'll eat my hat. Further, if he's having nightmares that all end up with him, Iron Man, and Optimus Prime saving the universe, I will be super-impressed, because four year olds can't usually manage lucid dreaming.
Anyway, the conversation so far has included:
- 2.Iron Man
- 3.Talking Penises (please don't ask)
- 4.Talking Beets (yes, the vegetable. That was Marie's effort to be a part of the conversation).
- 6.Various and sundry baby animal noises
- 7.Poop (always a classic)
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