By Kraken on June 13, 2012
****RANT ALERT AND BAD WORDS AHEAD******YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*********
I HATE FUCKING DEER THEY SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED, GUTTED, NUKED, NEVER WALK THIS PLANET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE NOT CUTE, THEY ARE NUISANCE AND ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!!! DON'T THEY KNOW THAT I FEED MY FAMILY FROM THIS GARDEN!!! THAT'S WHY I HAVE A FENCE AROUND IT!!!! THEY CAN HAVE MY ROSES, LILLIES, AND HOSTAS!!!! LEAVE MY VEGGIES ALONE!!!!
Rough morning in the Kraken household a big hungry deer decided to dine at the Chez Kraken's Garden
The jumped over my almost six foot high fence, smashing and bending it, and had a feast.
Where was my silly pedigree dog when I needed her.
The deer decapitated three tomato plants Red Brandywine, Prudden's Purple and Sandoval.
I checked the chard yesterday and decided I would harvest it for dinner tonight. I love, love, love Swiss chard. I mean really love it. I only eat chard from my garden. I find the chard that they sell in the grocery store ridiculously expensive and tough. I've been waiting since October to have some.
They left me one piece!
My husband wants to build a doghouse and make the dogs live outside. My son wants to hire a sniper and the girls just roll their eyes.
Kraken...Off to buy deer netting and bells!
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