In the words of Gaius Giulius Caesar, I say to Barack Obama, Veni, Vedi, Vinci.

It is truly rare in one’s lifetime to experience history being made. Talk to your grandparents and you will hear – no feel
– the emotion of watching man taking his first footsteps on the moon,
children being given chocolate bars as American troops marched down the
streets of newly liberated Rome, the end of Marcos in the Philippines,
the literal breaking down of the Berlin Wall. And you could always
count on those who would bear witness to these earth-shattering events
to understand and convey with a mixed sense of euphoria, eloquence and
even gravitas worthy of the event to others who had not the privilege
of seeing it for themselves. Naturally, we turn to our leaders.

“What belongs together is now growing together,"
former West German chancellor Willy Brandt eloquently surmised for the
world to hear on November 10 1989, the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Armstrong boldly declared: "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."

At midnight of August 14, 1947 Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru, India’s leader, delivered his now famous “Long ago we had made a tryst with destiny…” on the British withdrawal from India.

And Winston Churchill stated, at the eve of WWII, “Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.”

And
so it is with great dismay and deep disgust that we heard from Silvio
Berlusconi, former nightclub singer and now Prime Minister of Italy
remarking on the historic election of Barack Obama, the 44th President
of the United States of America. And while it’s true an ignorant quip
is more representative of the speaker than of the person being spoken
about, sheer ignorance upfront and center still can feel like a slap in
the face.

It
is no wonder that Berlusconi loves to flaunt being buddy-buddy with his
other verbally and intelligence-challenged comrade in arms, George W.
Bush (who so eloquently expressed Obama’s landslide victory using the
adjective of a brain dead teen on ecstasy…“awesome”).

Berlusconi, head of the 7th largest economy in the world, while standing at the side of Russia’s new premier, says he was “just cracking a joke”. Certainly, if his name had been the byline as a reporter for Jon Stewart, or for the political satirical website, 23/6, or as a writer for SNL or even Striscia la Notizia, his line was “awesome”. Just take a look at these day-after headlines from the top satirical reporters in the USA:

Inappropriate Hottie Rundown - The Obama Cabinet!

Barack Obama has been president-elect for two days yet my cancer isn't cured- WTF?

Presidential dog not leaving his White doggie-house without a fight

Barack Obama: Young, handsome and even tanned!

[Berlusconi on what the President-Elect brings to negotiations with Russia]

Now
that there is a highly intelligent and articulate man in the White
House we can finally go back to Statesmanship as it was intended. To a
day that when world leaders speak, people don’t have to sift through
the rubble of their garbled sentences to find the significance; To when
we no longer have to see someone like Boris Yeltsin peeing himself on
the tarmac, a place where Cabinet Posts aren’t thoughtfully based on
the sex appeal of the occupants as if running the Playboy Empire.
Hopefully, we will now find ourselves in a time where gaffes are not
excused as ridiculous slips of the tongue but are accurately and
vehemently called out for demonstrating the pea-sized brain of the
person who has uttered them.

The symbolism of an unknown Senator
from Illinois, Abraham Lincoln, who, after having put an end to
slavery, uniting the States, has been oft-quoted this election cycle.
Known for his gift of elocution, and his firm commitment to his
beliefs, I leave dear Berlusconi with this message, that you may reap
something from his sage words:

“The time comes upon every public man when it is best for him to keep his lips closed.”