ESPN: The Size of a Dog is NOT Indicative of a Man's Penis Size
By madeline bernstein on April 27, 2013
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During last week's Lakers game the ESPN commentators could not stop wailing about the tragedy that Kobe Bryant was seen in this photo with a little dog. They ranted, wept and prayed for someone to "say it isn't so" that such a "macho" guy would have a lap dog. They lamented that any dog that could be "cradled" in one's arms was not an acceptable companion for such a man as Kobe.
Kobe Bryant image via Instagram
Finally, to their relief, Kobe contacted them during half time and comforted the hysterical commentators with the news that he had four dogs - two of which were German Shepherds. The commentators were outright thanking the almighty for this proof that the world is right again - that- their hero had two "manly" dogs which generously excused the presence of the little dog.
First, the size of a man's dog is not indicative of the size of his penis. Second, let's not force men into behaving in projected stereotypical ways. Strong men can be kind and gentle to children and other vulnerable living beings without sacrificing their masculinity. And third, would these sports "experts" suggest that Michael Vick was the better example of a real man?
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