After watching the movie Hostel:
Andy: The moral of that story is; if they can't spell hotel right, don't stay there.

After Rudy asked what I thought of a certain type of drum sticks for his drum set:
Jen: Drum sticks? If they aren't covered in chicken flesh, I'm not interested.

While eyeing Missy's fuzzy blue socks:
Rudy: Your socks look comfy! Can I rock em real quick?

While staring at my slouchy sweater with the big floppy turtle neck:
Yuna: Mom, why is your hood on the front? How are you gonna put it over your head like that?

While listening to Kayla whine for something:
Yuna: Mom I have an idea! Why don't you put a piece of candy in her mouth? It'll close it all up! She won't be ABLE to whine!

After having a discussion about China:
Jen: Do you know where China is?
Kayla: In my big girl underwear!!
(Yes, she thought of something that sounds similar to "China")

During breakfast on a weekend Rudy had to work:
Kayla: Heeello!!! Daddy? What are you doing?
Surprised to hear her talking to Daddy when he wasn't there I look over to see her holding a piece of bacon to her ear
Jen: Kayla? What are you doing?!

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