A Few Things No One Told Me About Parenting

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Submitter Name: 
julieminer
Content Creator Name: 
Julianna Miner
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Rants from Mommyland
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Humor
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I decided to write a post of all the stuff no one told me. Like how your life is now pretty much over, which for me - was good.

"I actually became much less of an a-hole when my first baby was born. At first, the adjustment was difficult and a little painful. But slowly, it became clear that this was a positive change. It was sort of like being released from selfish prison. Or being the protagonist in an after-school special where everyone learns a lesson about not being a dick all the time and actually thinking about other people."

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