Food Experiment Update - War Declared on Cheese and Bagels
I’m still plowing through my two weeks of no processed foods and figured that now is as good a time as any to give you an update.
I had some organic swiss cheese on Monday and promptly felt sick. I’ve had this cheese before. I’ve loved this cheese before. And now it hates me. Maybe the cheese heard I was cheating on it with vegetables?
I had half a bagel yesterday and promptly felt…hmmm…how do I put this in a delicate and lady-like way….like a fart factory for the rest of the day.
That was nowhere near lady-like, but neither were the sounds coming from my small intestines. Apparently bagels hate me now too.
Is this a curse of turning 30-ish? Food groups start to hate you? Why couldn’t brussel sprouts starting hating me so we could at least have a balanced relationship based on mutual disgust? Why did it have to be bagels?
The world may never know, but I’ve decided that maybe I should avoid those foods in the future if I don’t want to be pukey, gassy and cranky.
My husband has never been more attracted to me than he is at this very moment. He is such a lucky man.
I have been doing quite a bit of reading on the Paleo Diet since a handful of people in my Crossfit gym follow this "diet." They don't like to call it a diet because they consider Paleo and Crossfit to go hand-in-hand with a lifestyle change.
Monday morning my Crossfit gym is starting a 30 Day Paleo challenge and I am going to join in the fun. The grain-free/dairy-free/sugar-free fun. So far this doesn't sound like too much fun, but they do still let you drink tequila in moderation so it can't be all bad.