Free the Mind and the Ass Will Follow
Something happened to me today. I actually let my mind go…free.
I went to the gym, except when I got there I didn’t want to walk and lift weights. I hate lifting weights. I wanted to swim. I had plenty of time to swim and take a shower before an afternoon appointment. So, I ditched the running shoes and shimmied into my swimsuit. Unfortunately, I forgot my extra-special swim bag with my swim cap and goggles. How can you swim without a swim cap? It’s like Superman’s cape. And you really can’t swim without goggles; you would have no protection from the unidentified slimy stuff that floats by. Thank God I have an account at the gym.