Oh no, it's rounding the corner, oh wait, correction, it's standing on my doorstep, 2013, and he's ringing the doorbell...and worse, the damn New Year is holding a scale, HIDE!...Oh Shoot, there goes my husband..."don't answer it!" Too late, he just opened the door."What's he want honey?""He wants to have a word with the idiot that's planning on jumping in Lake Michigan tomorrow...""Um, tell him I'm not home...""It's too late, he knows your home...""How?"...
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