Why Are You Still Single? Math

Why are you still single?“Imagine my surprise” is my first response to this seemingly innocent but breathtakingly rude question. I say ‘first’ because I’ve learned to keep an escalation list of answers. Despite unwavering hope that a wry reply will end the questioning, 9 out of 10 times, the inquisitioner chuckles, and follows up.“No, really, why?”...more

Forever young

I read somewhere that 40 is the new 30, but not if you act like you're 20; then you should be prepped and ready for a funeral, because your kids are going to kill you....more

I'm Sexy and I Know It

There is so much information about what to expect when you are having a baby and when you plan a wedding, but 5 years ago I had a hard time finding the real deal information about what to expect when I turned 40. ...more

Confessions of a Shoe Addict

I was raised to be a practical wearer and buyer of shoes. My lesbian mother believed in one pair of sneakers and one pair of dress shoes; white in the spring, and black in the winter for the dress ones. ...more