50 Shades... of Black

There has been a lot of discussion on social media about the recent release of the "50 Shades of Grey" film. It seems like you either really enjoy the movie and the books, or you detest them.If you don't know what it is about, it is said to be the "erotic love story" of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. Whether or not you can call it a "love story" is highly debatable....more

50 Shades of TMI?

 Propaganda for 50 Shades of Grey is everywhere. Not only are snippets flashing across the flat screens in our private living rooms, they're popping up on covers of magazines at the doctors office, and on the radio as we drive our kids to school....more

50 Shades of Annoying

I get it. The movie trailer came out last week. Some people are REALLY excited about it and others are REALLY not. Then there are people like me. People that think people are making a much bigger deal about it than it needs to be. I've read a few articles, some better written and with more sound logic than others. There are people, in case you haven't read, that are adamantly against this movie and are vehemently condemning all women who have read the books and will see the movie. ...more

My Love/Hate Relationship With '50 Shades of Grey'

I'm about to admit something that I'm not entirely sure is smart to admit: I like erotica....more
please tell me exactly where in the books she safe words & ignores it, everyone is on & on about ...more

'50 Shades of Grey' Movie Trailer Is Out: Are you Stoked or Repulsed?

We're inching closer to the release of 50 Shades of Grey. Still want to see the movie? -PJ GachPhoto PJ Gach ...more

Dave Barry FTW

Have y’all ever read something so funny that actually-and-for-true LOL? Or stagger around guffawing, unable to stand up from the mirth coursing through you? Then y’all haven’t read Dave Barry....more
BettyFokker I would like to see that in film. 60 seconds parody. To be shown in cinemas before ...more

"50 Shades of Grey" Movie Cast Revealed

50 Shades of Grey, the popular erotica series by E.L. James that has swept the world over the past two years, is being made into a movie....more
@SheilaMitchell I read the Trilogy when I was 14. Found it in my mom's stash. Mind. Blown. And ...more

50 Shades of Gray ~ The Parkinson's Brain

I had to laugh as I looked through the best sellers at the book store and there sat "Fifty Shades of Gray." First I wanted to barf because I think the books ...more

50 Shades of Shamus: Shades 2-5

Oh yes, I'm serious about the 50 Shades project. Call it an homage to my love of the trilogy. Despite its so-so writing and high cheese factor, I still approve of lady porn in all its shapes and sizes. And let's face it, cute puppy pictures are their own special brand of porn - not just for the ladies! Come on gentlemen - you know you get all squishy when you see cute puppies!...more

50 Shades of Bobbie Ray

'Jes when I think he's 'bout had all he can take, somethin' creeps up my cooter like a one-eyed snake.  That boy must be hornier than a two peckered billy goat. "Mmm, mm, Arlene, you sure are slicker than a minnow's dick," he growls all sexy-like in my ear.  And to think I thought he was queerer than a three dollar bill not two weeks ago. "Mizzes Tucker, you'd do right to mind that wigglin'," Billie Ray snaps, riding me like a I'm the highlight of the rodeo.  I swear, his dick feels so hard a cat couldn't scratch it. I got no choice to s...more