DWTS: Double Eliminations, Threesomes on the Dance Floor and Little House Goes Lifetime

And then there were six.  I mean four.  It’s a double elimination week.  Damn, I hate math....more

The ABCs of OCD.

is for Alcohol wipes containing at least 65% ethyl alcohol. To be used at least every time you touch anything. Ever. ...more

Dancing With the Stars Week 4: Half Pint Hits Her Head, Gene Simmons' Tongue, and Little Richard Stops By

Apparently you can’t miss one episode without someone getting a concussion or breaking a foot.  And I thought there wasn’t enough material to sustain a season of snark – ha! Forgive me, dear readers.  I’m back.Week 4 was Rock Week, brought to you by KISS  - because nothing says “ballroom is sexy” like five sexagenarians in face paint.  Nice going, ABC.  I’m pretty sure you’ve alienated your core demographic with that one....more

Dancing with the Stars Week 3: Who's Crying Now?

If you missed the first 6 minutes of Monday’s show, don’t worry, because nothing happened.  The “stars” walked down the stairs.  (spoiler alert: nobody fell!)  Way to milk it, ABC....more

If I had $$ I'd buy....

Blog Directorygive 3/4 of it to the aspca. but then maybe peta. they could stop e emailing me stuff that i think about for days and daysgive stuff to wtmd for calling in and requesting neko case over and overgive $$ to the roland park library so i could get a computer at 330 when i get off of work and all the kids are on em after school...more

What I Learned from the Season Premiere of "Dancing with the Stars" (Hint: Not much.)

Wow, we’re at season 14 already?  Who would’ve thought America would embrace a ballroom dance show with D-list celebrities?  I say D-list, because I have no idea who at least four of these contestants are, and haven’t thought about three of them in the last 15 years....more

The Bachelor Is Finally Over (Until May).

And there was not one surprise element in the two-hour finale, or the “After the Final Rose” special.I’m not sure if I’m so nauseated because I have a bad cold with mucus pooling in my stomach or if it’s the train wreck that was this season.  Probably the latter....more

GCB: Who Are The Real Mean Girls?

When I mentioned on my blog and on twitter that I couldn’t wait for GCB to premiere on ABC, I was inundated with people asking, mostly accusing, “Don’t you know what it stands for?”Well, yes, I know what it stands for, and yes, I set my DVR....more
i watched the first two minutes and could not get past the BAD acting. it did seem very ...more

The Bachelor by the Numbers: Ben's Head is "Very Confused."

Yes, it’s true.  Ben’s head is very confused.  He even admitted as much four times during tonight’s episode.  That’s what happens when you think with the WRONG one.  But, alas, Ben seems destined for heartbreak again.  After last season’s disastrous proposal to Ashley, you’d think he’d have figured out that he should take his “decision” and do the exact opposite....more

The Bachelor by the Numbers: Swimming with sharks, and Courtney wasn't even present!

I should’ve known from the opening shot of a butterfly spreading its wings in Belize that this episode of “The Bachelor” would be heavy on the cheesy metaphors.  There were at least seven that I counted.  Between Lyndzi’s “jumping out of a helicopter into the ocean is like love – you take a leap of faith” to Courtney’s “each step (up the Mayan Ruins) was like a step in our relationship” — it was a little much....more