Oscar Like Thing Acceptance Speech 2009!

I tend to get painfully jealous of the Academy Award Winners.  I quelled it this year with an acceptance speech for an Oscar Like Thing of my very own. ...more

Hospital Restaurant.

This is the most bizarre thing I have seen in awhile.  Stumbled on the link. A Latvian Restaurant with a Hospital Theme. ...more

The Therapist Game.

The Therapist Game. Back when I drank, I used to love to play the Therapist Game. I’d get whoever I was talking to at a party to lie down and tell me all of his or her problems, and I’d stroke my chin and say “mm hm, mm hm” a lot and “it sounds like you’re feeling [fill in the blank]“. ...more

Childrens’ Underwear on my Head in the NYC subway.

When I turned 27, I decided that every day of my 27th year, I would perform somewhere. I decided I could do this anywhere for any duration, so long as I had an audience of at least one. ...more

Birthday Clown Panic Attack.

I’ve performed in all sorts of unlikely situations over the years, but I don’t think anything has induced sheer terror in me more than being a birthday clown. Rarely did I head to a birthday party without a tearful panic attack beforehand. My favorite bad clown story: ...more

Promises, Promises: Predatory Advertising

As I checked my email yesterday, an ad promising "massive! rock! hard! erections! and killer! sex! ...more