It's The End Of The World As We Know It...And I Feel Fine

So this is it? Friday is the big day. We're all going down, right? According to a bunch of dudes who wrote a calendar thousands of years ago, that's exactly what's going to happen. It's the end of days, which sounds like it could suck, but I've been thinking about it, and I've decided, maybe it won't be so bad. ...more

Top 10 Reasons I Will Not Survive the Apocalypse

I made a mistake last night. A big one. I watched Countdown to Apocalypse: Maya Messengers on the History Channel. In case I didn’t have enough to worry about, I am now officially in freak-out mode....more
Don't freak out! NASA isn't. It's just good TV. ...more

I'm gonna Betty Crocker the sh*t out of the apocalypse.

So I bought a food dehydrator this weekend. You know what this means. I’m ready for the zombie apocalypse. Okay, fine. I’m ready for any apocalypse. Bring it on, Mayans. But in all seriousness, I fear the zombie apocalypse like nobody’s business....more