Why I'm Not Worried About the Impending Worldwide Bacon Shortage

My fertile imagination and I are no strangers to conjuring up doomsday scenarios large and small. My anxiety levels are also happy to ride up the elevator of someone else’s imagined or real crisis: after all, what would shared human experience be without a rasher of irrational fear? But of all the possible disasters I’ve invented, never have I worried about the one currently capturing the attention of pork-lovers around the globe: A looming global shortage … of bacon. ...more
I just mad Double Decker BLT's for dinner... I'm living on the edge! I'm not worried about this. ...more