My New Boyfriend

I have a new boyfriend.  He’s a little young, 6 years…but ‘technically’ that’s 42 in people years.He was recommended from a friend.  Which is the best kind.  I had met him through her — we clicked instantly....more

Do You Have a Starbucks Boyfriend?

I have a boyfriend. It’s just he doesn’t know we’re an item. Our relationship is special in that we only exist within the walls of Starbucks, where he works as a barista. ...more
When I was 17, I had a massive crush on the local coffee house barista. He looked like a model; ...more

Be The Boyfriend You Wish You Had

Yes, you read the title correctly. It was a toss up between the one I chose and “Treat Yourself The Way You Wanted To Be Treated.” I don’t know how guys are, but when girls get together, all we do is bitch about our boyfriends. What they do wrong, why they can’t do anything right, what stupid ass thing they said, what stupid ass thing they did, etc, etc.We could literally go on all day long. The ranting and raving usually ends with an end-of-the-night “I don’t want you to get the wrong idea because he really is a great guy” or “But I really do love him” — to which we always reply, “You don’t have to say that. I know he’s a good guy and, if you didn’t love him, you wouldn’t be with him.” Sometimes I like to throw in “because he’s such a dumbass that why would you be with him if you didn’t love the idiot?”.Anyway, after years upon years of complaining about our boyfriends’ juvenile stupidity, my friends and I have decided to be the boyfriend that we wish we had. It’s pretty much the same concept as the Destiny’s Child’s Independent Women song. You can love him as much as you want, but don’t let his actions make you feel bad anymore....more

5 things that all girls need to know going into the NBA playoffs

5 things that all girls need to know going into the NBA playoffsEvery girl wants their boyfriend to think that they are “cool enough” to hang with the guys. Well it’s that time  of year again when your boyfriend is glued to EPSN to watch the NBA playoffs. The hype has been possibly, even higher this year with the Donald Sterling racism remarks; so here are 5 things that you need to know so that you can join in the sports talk with your man:...more

Minding my own business, when suddenly -- what the HELL just HIT me?

Darcy Perdu of www.sothenstories.comSo then…the music soars to a crescendo as the actors scurry about the Broadway stage -- which my boyfriend and I can see perfectly from our fantastic theatre seats. Just as we’re experiencing the spectacular re-enactment of the Fall of Saigon, something comes hurtling off the stage and hits me square in the chest. I am stunned. ...more

Why Doesn't My Boyfriend Want To Be With Me 24/7!?!

Dear Mouthy Housewives, I’m in a bit of a pickle. I have been dating a divorced man for over a year and a half now and I love him dearly. But (there’s always a but, right?), he is still living his life like he did with his ex-wife where they were basically roommates and lived separate lives. He is constantly scheduling things with other people even though I have told him that I would like to spend more time with him....more
I always find women who "need" to be with their boyfriend 24/7 (or superglued to their side), as ...more

Exes and Their Bullshit

Sorry I haven't updated in awhile for anyone actually reading this....more

Work Life Meets Love Life, Sort Of

Yesterday I finally started feeling a bit more on top of my game, so I went out with Fernando to the mall. It was excellent. He wanted to give me a day out because he hadn't had the chance to see me all week while I was sick and he was working, and he felt badly that he wasn't able to take care of me. So we strolled into the mall. Thus far, I've managed to keep Fernando just a name and a picture to my coworkers for the most part. He's talked to a couple of them, but only on the very rare times they caught us when we actually got to grab lunch together during the week. ...more

The Perks of Being Sick

An upper respiratory infection and an ear infection have kept me home from work every day this week. It's been, quite frankly, miserable. When my ears weren't hurting, they were plugged up. When I wasn't coughing, my throat was hurting. And the congestion in my head and nose has remained a fair constant.I'm gearing up for NaBloPoMo on my own blog, and in the spirit of that, I'm thinking on the theme of love and sex for February....more

He Made the First Confession - I Accepted. The Right Decision Under Weird Circumstances?

In total, I've only been in four relationships in total - one in my senior year of high schoo, and three in college. My first three didn't last any more than five months, one of the three having lasted not more than three weeks. Now, I won't be ashamed to say that for the first relationship, I was the dumper. For the second, I became the dumpee, which then my ex had begged me and still continues to beg for me to take him back, saying that he's made the biggest mistake so far of his life....more