A Potato Almost Got Me A Cavity Search

I do not enjoy flying. I also suspect I do not enjoy cavity searches, but to be fair I have never had one. Coupling the idea of flying with a possible cavity search makes me want to cry and my right leg shake uncontrollably.   And that is exactly what happened a few years ago, one late winter night in the Orlando, Florida Intl airport... ...more
 @TheSpicedLife Thank you! Airport zen? This man must be a zen master-- the airport is crazy ...more