An Open Letter to Gwyneth Paltrow (With Apologies to Madonna)

Dear Gwyneth,I am sure you won't be offended when I say, WTF girl?  Do you LIKE destroying yourself in the public eye?  Is this some sort of negative attention PR campaign you're fooling around with as in "Any publicity since I became a recluse Mommy is good publicity?"  Um, NO.  Not in your case sweetheart.What does your mother have to say about this?  Of course I hardly recognize her in her new commercials for her bone medication but still, Blythe has class...so what does SHE have to say about you?...more